By jeanstein - 23/03/2011 14:58

Today, I got a call from this drunk man, asking for Celeste. Since I don't know any Celestes, I told him that he had the wrong number. He kept calling for her. Apparently he can't take a hint that she didn't give him her real number, and I get to deal with him. FML
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sweet_candy_ 17

When I ever I get unwanted calls I pretend to be a guy. It really scares them away.

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lidemocr 0

the fact that he's drunk and calling repeatedly is no doubt a gigantic turn off though

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krysxkatastrophe 14

Block his number or tell him to stop calling.

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houstontxmex 0

Tell him you are Celeste and you are a $1000 an hour hooker...if he still wants to meet...put on some heels and go make that $!!!!

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stephanie911_fml 0

Go along with it, then give him your bosses address.

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cookies61889 15

what's your favorite basketball team?

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khaya 9

Come on celeste just admit it he was just unattractive.

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saleha97 4

Mess with him :) Say your the person he's looking for, and have fun! :D At least, that's what i would do.

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saleha97 4

Exactly! :) No, seriously, he's drunk, not sick?

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DocBastard 38

Solving this is as easy as getting your own reality show. Tell him Celeste died in a freak combine harvester accident and give him the name and number of a local funeral parlor. Then he can be their problem. I do this public service for you because I care.

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Eff_The_Blogs 0

that'd be pretty messed up though. to make a funeral have to deal with some drunk guy.

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OCDC 9

I'm sure they deal with drunk people all the time. The only difference is, they're dead.

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briidontgive_ 0

That's when you give him the "right" number

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cptmorgan15 2

I can not believe nobody realised that all he wanted was a celeste pizza! It's the best microwavable pizza on the market. Perfect for poor people and drunks who want a quick fix. He didn't have any though, so he started calling random numbers to find one.

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