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By Anonymous - 23/03/2011 11:50 - United States

Today, I was let go from my balloon-selling job at the zoo. They put a new monkey cage in my designated spot. I was literally fired so a monkey could take my place. FML
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bubble25_fml 5

I don't know what's sadder, that you were fired and replaced by a monkey, or that you are actually depressed you lost your job as a balloon vendor...

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jordanprodigy023 0

YDI for having a balloon selling job. And also YDI for havin a job where a wild animal can take over for you

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Maybe it's the only one they could get. Considering the lack of available jobs, I'd take it. It's money, honey.

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Bofopio 0

so easy monkey can do it. I'll go bananas if i was you.

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mariazzz 5

they trained a monkey to do a better job than you lol. FYL!

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duravian 1

looks like a certain monkey is bout to get capped....

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rallets 22

sounds pretty bananas, you shouldve stopped monkeying around

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bubble25_fml 5

I don't know what's sadder, that you were fired and replaced by a monkey, or that you are actually depressed you lost your job as a balloon vendor...

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gamercanadian 11

go back there n say that I wanna move I. with my bro, they'll understand

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reasonable87 0

damn monkeys sneaking across the border and stealing our jobs!!

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Xravak 0

Well it couldn't have been paying THAT much, but if I were you I'd stell the monkey.

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Xravak 0

Steal, my bad. Tried to correct but ******* anti-flood.

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craphappened 4

I certainly hope you're being sarcastic about the correction, Miss Cyrus.

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ViolentBears 0

The plural of monkey is monkeys. Nice try though.

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sgenfkshe 5

haha yup I would have wanted to see the co-workers face sososo badd! lol

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5up3rTAN 0

good.....I hate balloons and any affiliation to them

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bubble25_fml 5

then why do you stuff your bra with water balloons?? burn!!! I'm on a roll today!!

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cptmorgan15 2

To be fair, monkeys are kind of smart.

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cptmorgan15 2

We'd all be out of jobs if that was possible.

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