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By myheadhurts - 12/11/2013 02:14 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

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Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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By milkndstufff - 07/03/2011 00:50 - United States

Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2017 14:30

Today, I was in the kitchen with my mother putting up the dishes. I went to stand up from putting a pot in a lower cabinet and hit my head on the upper cabinet she left open by accident. Hello concussion number nine. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2025 02:00 - United States

Today, I'm well aware that this is my own fault, but I went to a friend's house after working late. Ran towards the friend's front door and hit my head a tree limb that I didn't see. Flipped over, landed on the lawn, and blacked out for a minute. I got up, was dizzy, tripped, and fell on friend's porch. Second concussion in a year. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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woainishamu 21

Tuesday 12 November 2013 8:16

The irony is uncanny!

thrifting 18

Tuesday 12 November 2013 8:18

At least you were wearing a helmet... Oh wait.

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crapmaster3000 19

Tuesday 12 November 2013 21:53

Oh, the irony!

CODslayer101 7

Tuesday 12 November 2013 22:03

Oh the irony!

JAB9989 13

Tuesday 12 November 2013 23:58

Irony.... Sweet sweet irony..

bananababe22 4

Wednesday 13 November 2013 0:09

Lmao so ironic

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 13 November 2013 0:21

In soviet Russi... erm well, Canada, helmet wears you!

sprinkesrdelish 5

Wednesday 13 November 2013 0:33

the irony made me laugh. sorry OP, hope you're feeling better, concussions suck.

suckylife23 2

Wednesday 13 November 2013 2:06

oh! the irony!

PieReaper 11

Wednesday 13 November 2013 4:34

The problem could have been avoided by putting on a helmet. Jk that sucks hope your okay

TogeBara 12

Wednesday 13 November 2013 5:15

This isn't irony at all, it is a mere coincidence. stop the ignorance people go learn what irony is by googling "examples irony"

VoodooPriestess 16

Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:39

It isn't ironic that something made for the sole purpose of protecting one's head from abrasions, concussions or other injury, caused them?

ilovejaime 2

Wednesday 13 November 2013 5:28

Aren't they supposed to protect you?

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