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By myheadhurts - 12/11/2013 02:14 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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By vee2013 - 26/04/2014 04:22 - Canada - London

Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By rowanjusmc - 26/10/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML

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By BoBandy - 15/08/2018 14:30

Today, I finally went to the hospital for a week-long migraine. A few Saturdays ago I went to the park to play frisbee with my friends and coworkers. While climbing a fence, I fell and hit my head twice. Turns out I have a severe concussion and a swollen brain. FML

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By Ramb0 - 21/12/2019 01:00 - United Kingdom - Christchurch

Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML

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By milkndstufff - 07/03/2011 00:50 - United States

Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2017 14:30

Today, I was in the kitchen with my mother putting up the dishes. I went to stand up from putting a pot in a lower cabinet and hit my head on the upper cabinet she left open by accident. Hello concussion number nine. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2010 19:12 - United States

Today, it was my first day of softball practice. I'm the youngest one on the team by about 2 years, so I wanted to prove I'm just as good as everyone else. Too bad I tripped in the outfield and got hit in the head with a bat. I have a concussion. FML

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Tuesday 12 November 2013 8:16

The irony is uncanny!

thrifting 18

Tuesday 12 November 2013 8:18

At least you were wearing a helmet... Oh wait.

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laureennrosee 3

Wednesday 13 November 2013 6:25

Ironic.

MrSmarts 6

Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:20

Was there one that didn't fall of? Cuz you should buy that one

nmrg 10

Wednesday 13 November 2013 9:27

Hehe, this is great. Sorry for the ironic head injury.

1947Chevy 17

Wednesday 13 November 2013 14:07

The irony is just to much to handle

shahir 3

Wednesday 13 November 2013 14:20

Awesome!

bdog232210 3

Thursday 14 November 2013 2:21

Oh the irony

knick64 7

Thursday 14 November 2013 9:39

Anti-FML: Today, a shelf of bicycle helmets fell on my head, but I had just caught a leprechaun so the first one to fall protected me from the rest!

josh_man96 4

Thursday 14 November 2013 13:20

well you can't ask someone for a refund because you may have damaged the helmet

gaia5x 2

Friday 15 November 2013 1:09

Oh the irony...

keyofdestiny13 24

Monday 18 November 2013 7:47

Such irony. Hope it wasn't too bad, OP!

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