By caphis - 03/05/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, I got a cross-country job promotion. I decided to plan my Going-Away-Forever party, and bought a pack of 100 invitations. After mailing them out to all my friends, I have 92 left. FML
I agree, your life sucks 436
You deserved it 86

Top comments

8 close friends are better than 100 whatever friends!

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waitt.. why are you throwing your own going away party?

@145 The same reason the OP only needed 8 invitations

alex_vik 0

I like how they made OP fat in the illustration.

kalex_fml 0

It's better to have one true friend than none at all. Don't feel bummed you only have to send out eight invitations. To the people you're sending them to, you know they're your real friends that you'll want to spend your last day in town with, so just enjoy yourself : )

To say you have at least one friend worth inviting - says a lot about you :) i may have more than 8 "friends" but there are probably less than 8 that i'd invite somewhere.. i'm sure you're in the same boat.

dude2450 2

dude, just have a bunch of parties and invite the same 8 friends over and over agian, you never know when u might see them agian so keep the party goin lol

You drew it wrong; he bought it and THEN he noticed it. It doesnt make it funny anymore.

Howdyplz 2

32-No, you fail. Have you ever heard about quality over quantity? I have about a dozen true friends. I can name every one of their favourite movies, favourite types of food, all their pets, all their siblings, their favourite tv show, I know each one of their houses inside and out. I can name their worst fears and their favourite ice cream flavour, and I know each one of them like I know myself. Can you say the same about all of your "friends"? Remember, Facebook is not real life. OP's 8 friends>your 100.

**** that guy!!!!! 8 peepz is enough :D

I'm sure you'll make tons of friends where you are going. Good luck.