Work: Today, I got a cross-country job promotion. I decided to plan... - FML

By caphis - 03/05/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, I got a cross-country job promotion. I decided to plan my Going-Away-Forever party, and bought a pack of 100 invitations. After mailing them out to all my friends, I have 92 left. FML

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lml86 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 11:37

quality over quantity? I hope :)

TheCheeseMan 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 11:56

8 close friends are better than 100 whatever friends!

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LouieG2OO7 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:36

=__( I'm sorry, that is so messed up! 1 friend or a 1000, as long as you got someone there with you then you are doing fine =).

Light_Ty 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 11:48

people only really have 4 REAL friends, that would have probably been a pandemic if you used all 100 of those invites :P

RocksFall 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 13:21

Ugliest illustration ever, doesn't even relate to the actual FML properly

AnneFTW 17

Sunday 31 May 2009 15:56

Agree with #7. You want the party to be with the people you really care about, not just random people to fill a room.

writerchick11 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:02

Congrats on the promotion. And #5 and #7 are right. And I would like to agree with #157. The illustration really doesn't match up.

Tobunshi 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:14

Dear FML staff, Just because the artist is supposed to interpret the FML themselves doesn't mean you have to accept the ones that suck. Love, everyone.

Horsegal 0

Monday 22 June 2009 3:18

I agree 100%. The illustration doesn't fit at all!

MizzHollywood 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:53

the illustration sucks. The way the OP wrote it was better...

HK888 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:56

ouch, kinda feel sorry for that guy art related or not

jalapano 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 19:29

youre a ****

Wheat 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 19:42

#163: what

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