Miscellaneous: Today, I got a facebook relationship request from my crush of...

By wowzersthatsucks - 29/06/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, I got a facebook relationship request from my crush of 2 and a half years. I was so excited until he posted on my wall, "Sorry wrong Catherine". FML

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You deserved it 5 943

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By HolyyMolyy - 11/07/2016 10:24

Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy and unfriended me from Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML

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You deserved it 9 915

By Lennie Mcfish - 28/08/2018 01:30

Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML

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By MiserableMan - 10/06/2014 04:02 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML

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You deserved it 12 274

By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:30 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML

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By Stop playing the victim - 17/11/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my longtime crush, who turned me down because he’s “sick of women”, just got into a relationship. He made it Facebook official, with photos of them and everything. Wanting to even the score, I commented, “So it seems your sickness of women is cured, huh?” He bitched at me for “ruining his moment” and deleted me. FML

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You deserved it 1 108

By lostlove - 01/10/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. When I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML

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Bye bye love, hello loneliness

By Lonley Lesbian - 17/06/2020 02:02

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML

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You deserved it 307

By ThatOneGuy - 28/04/2019 16:00

Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML

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By Invisible - 22/05/2009 19:27 - Switzerland

Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML

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You deserved it 12 232

liljon3 0

Monday 29 June 2009 23:17

so you think without even asking you out, he would send a relationship request?

mEeLa_fml 0

Monday 29 June 2009 23:21

FYL for having a crush on someone who would ask you out via facebook...

Comments

bdaniels362 3

Monday 29 June 2009 23:45

Yea you deserved that one. Why would you get happy if you actually weren't any a relationship with him?

roundnproud 7

Monday 29 June 2009 23:48

13 is correct. anyone who asks you out/breaks up with you via LOLFACEBOOK should be hung to a tree branch by their toenails for twelve years

xpxp2002 4

Monday 29 June 2009 23:49

That's too bad. It sucks to see somebody you really like, liking (and dating) someone else. To those who don't seem to understand, the FML is that the guy clearly intended to ask out someone else, and she basically had to see it happen right in front of her after the guy mistaken chose the wrong person. It wouldn't have been anywhere near as bad if she didn't get the request and it just showed up in her news feed later that day.

t_tru 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:19

I hope he and the other Catherine talked about it first. You don't "ask someone out" on fcking Facebook!

azhein 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 8:44

yeah I'm sure the guy was actually in a relationship with the other catherine

Knockyoudown 0

Monday 29 June 2009 23:55

aww :(

shaeto 0

Monday 29 June 2009 23:59

why do you want someone to ask you out over FB?

rihannalover 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 0:02

ydi for saying wowzers in your username and also, why wouldn't he just tell you that he liked you then requested you haha. sorry though

McMan 23

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:10

i couldn't agree more

InkGothical 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 0:03

Why would you say yes anyway! The dude asks you out on FACEBOOK! And I agree with 20 - that's a bit too long...

jdawg777 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:04

you use the facebook relationship thing if you're already in a relationship with someone. its not a way to ask someone out genius.

The_crow 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:09

A "facebook relationship request"???? You kids need to have more interpersonal interaction. Who in the deuce asks someone out on facebook? That's like me shopping for a wife on ebay!