Miscellaneous: Today, I got a facebook relationship request from my crush of...

By wowzersthatsucks - 29/06/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, I got a facebook relationship request from my crush of 2 and a half years. I was so excited until he posted on my wall, "Sorry wrong Catherine". FML

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By HolyyMolyy - 11/07/2016 10:24

Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy and unfriended me from Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML

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By Lennie Mcfish - 28/08/2018 01:30

Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML

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By MiserableMan - 10/06/2014 04:02 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:30 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML

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Reported and blocked

By Stop playing the victim - 17/11/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my longtime crush, who turned me down because he’s “sick of women”, just got into a relationship. He made it Facebook official, with photos of them and everything. Wanting to even the score, I commented, “So it seems your sickness of women is cured, huh?” He bitched at me for “ruining his moment” and deleted me. FML

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By lostlove - 01/10/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. When I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML

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Bye bye love, hello loneliness

By Lonley Lesbian - 17/06/2020 02:02

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML

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You deserved it 307

By ThatOneGuy - 28/04/2019 16:00

Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML

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WTF FML

By Invisible - 22/05/2009 19:27 - Switzerland

Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML

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You deserved it 12 232

liljon3 0

Monday 29 June 2009 23:17

so you think without even asking you out, he would send a relationship request?

mEeLa_fml 0

Monday 29 June 2009 23:21

FYL for having a crush on someone who would ask you out via facebook...

Comments

Casualt1234 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:32

myspace sucks. but then again, so does facebook.

jaxsk 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:35

That's brutal...

Nightfallz 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:36

social websites suck. call people. go out with your friends. but yea I guess fyl

shostakovich 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:45

Really? Is that the best reason you can think of?

bloodfalcon22 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:45

OP is a newfag

mojo_jojo 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 12:05

Original poster.

BLNovelist 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:48

I voted both - FYL because it has to suck because he is your crush, but YDI for assuming he meant you when neither of you had even discussed the possibility.

luciusmix12 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:55

If you are one of those girls that take Facebook seriously enough to believe a relationship request is the same as it was in person.... I know why he does not like you....

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:56

lol @ people asking each other out with Facebook. This is just ******* sad. also lol@ the fact that you've liked him 2+ years and haven't done anything about it.