Miscellaneous: Today, I got a facebook relationship request from my crush of...

By wowzersthatsucks - 29/06/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, I got a facebook relationship request from my crush of 2 and a half years. I was so excited until he posted on my wall, "Sorry wrong Catherine". FML

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By HolyyMolyy - 11/07/2016 10:24

Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy and unfriended me from Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML

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By Lennie Mcfish - 28/08/2018 01:30

Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML

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By MiserableMan - 10/06/2014 04:02 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:30 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML

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By Stop playing the victim - 17/11/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my longtime crush, who turned me down because he’s “sick of women”, just got into a relationship. He made it Facebook official, with photos of them and everything. Wanting to even the score, I commented, “So it seems your sickness of women is cured, huh?” He bitched at me for “ruining his moment” and deleted me. FML

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By lostlove - 01/10/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. When I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML

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Bye bye love, hello loneliness

By Lonley Lesbian - 17/06/2020 02:02

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML

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By ThatOneGuy - 28/04/2019 16:00

Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML

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By Invisible - 22/05/2009 19:27 - Switzerland

Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML

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liljon3 0

Monday 29 June 2009 23:17

so you think without even asking you out, he would send a relationship request?

mEeLa_fml 0

Monday 29 June 2009 23:21

FYL for having a crush on someone who would ask you out via facebook...

Comments

catandthehatxo 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 5:19

wow my names catherine too

roundnproud 7

Tuesday 30 June 2009 5:29

shes joking genius

RIKANA 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 5:42

it happens... don't let it get you down RI

fyourlife33 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 6:11

You're a ******* dumbass and deserve it for thinking he randomly asked like that and what an awful name.. You suck terribly

no_day_but_2day 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 6:23

Thats not an awful name! Thats my name too! Just spelt differently! Dont be an asshole.

cms70 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 8:26

You're name sucks more than mine! *sticks out tongue @ fyourlife33!* na na na na na!! See! I can say stupid things just like you! (My name is Catherine as well) FYL dude, you're obviously not getting laid enough if you have to sit online and tell people they suck just because of what their parents named them!

ergo_fml 13

Tuesday 30 June 2009 8:47

Why would you suddenly be in a relationship you had no idea about?

PumpkinTarte 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:05

My name's Catherine too. I hate it.

nirvan5a 1

Tuesday 30 June 2009 10:15

lolz

henry61646 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 13:38

I don't think u deserved it, but u don't even know u and I can tell u that u deserve somebody better than a guy who asks u out via facebook. that really sucks tho :-(