Money: Today, I got a huge bill through the post. It turns out that...

By dogshavenipples - 02/06/2010 23:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a huge bill through the post. It turns out that my elderly mother made the vet come out to my house to see the dog while I was out, because she was scared of the little growths she had found on his body. They were nipples. FML

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Today, after being worried for a week because my dog wasn't eating, I paid the vet $120 for her to tell me that my dog doesn't like her dog food. FML

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By yapDogs - 10/05/2015 01:43 - United States - Fort Myers

Today, I sent a $120 bouquet of flowers for mother's day. When I called tonight see if my Mom got them, she replied that they were still on the doorstep because she "didn't want the dogs to get excited and start barking" when she opened the front door to bring them in. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Thursday 3 June 2010 9:11

Darling, I really hope you had your mother handle the bill. No excuse for her to be spooked over simple body parts. She could have very well called you up and asked you about it too.

mariavan 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 10:02

um....I don't think she could have attained "Grandma" status without having had sex at least ONCE.....

Comments

Trickyklown 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 9:47

True it is their milk lol! My preggo friend said it tastes bitter and weird. I just looked at her shockingly with that nice piece of info. Psssh who wouldn't drink chocolate flavored lactating milk? I'd pay for some! xD

Trickyklown 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 9:57

Lol yay for free chocolate milk!!! I'm sure you would be curious to try it xD. I was almost tempted to ask my friend to try some but stopped myself cause that would have sounded alil awkward!

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 10:20

Can you milk a dog?

tencentsakiss 19

Thursday 3 June 2010 10:26

according to tv you can milk a hampster. also, according to Ben stiller you can milk anything with nipples

Trickyklown 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 10:24

Lol knowing her she would have expected me to say something like that! I so will! As soon as I start lactatcing the choco milk I'll send you a gallon or so for freeeeee! lol

RyanH135 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 10:47

you do know male dogs don't have nipples, right?

whogivesafuck88 10

Thursday 30 August 2012 19:41

Ur an idiot

EverdreamOfMe 24

Monday 4 February 2013 0:13

Apparently you don't know they do.

superbadd 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 11:10

erm how did he YDI?!

fellie_fml 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 12:53

#56, because he didnt tell his mother that his dog has nipples? I clicked the other button thought so i could be wrong

Chaotonic 2

Thursday 3 June 2010 13:27

I wonder why the bill cost so much though, was it just for the house run? Or was the vet like "Hmm since I'm here I might as well do a full check up + shots, for all my trouble"

ImaginaryFoe 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 13:34

Yeah, my comment was actually going to be something along the lines of 'get a new vet'. It just seems wrong of him/her to charge an elderly, possibly senile, woman so much just to drive out and look at nipples. I guess if the vet took the opportunity to do some other work it makes sense. Hope that's what happened.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Thursday 3 June 2010 18:08

I know a few vet-employed animal lovers who might charge a lot. They'd do it to show their disapproval of the OP's choice in pet-sitters. Not agreeing here, just sayin.