Work: Today, I got a migraine. I work in an arcade with lots of bright... - FML

By Alli.M - 18/03/2012 11:06 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I got a migraine. I work in an arcade with lots of bright lights, loud noises and screaming children. I was stuck in there for 7 hours. FML

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Today, after pushing myself really hard all week to find a new job, I was looking forward to having a nice relaxing weekend with my family. Nope, I got a migraine and can barely function, but also can't sleep. FML

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By Former Drummer - 03/06/2012 21:23 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I was diagnosed with migraines. Any loud sounds or bright lights make it worse. I'm the drummer for a heavy metal band, so I now have to choose between really bad migraines or a career. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, I forced myself into work with severe laryngitis. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, except I work at candy and ice cream store at a major tourist destination. For seven hours I had to communicate with unsympathetic adults and screaming, bratty kids by miming and using a dry erase board. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 06:00

Today, I took a day off to read a book, but ended up with a headache from staring at a screen all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2023 22:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I came home from work early due to a massive headache. A half hour later, the jackhammering started. FML

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By Xpload - 29/01/2014 18:26 - United States - Lake Orion

Today, I woke up with a skull-splitting headache. I braved the wind and freezing temperatures to get to work. Today is also the day my boss thought it would be cute to let the elementary school band play at our office. FML

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By so much for a good day - 15/07/2011 17:14 - United States

Today, I grinned for five minutes straight because my friends told me it would put me in a good mood for the rest of the day. It gave me a migraine. FML

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By Meg93 - 26/06/2019 23:00

Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML

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snowmount07 6

Sunday 18 March 2012 16:09

Hey a good game of pacman always cures my problems

upyourzlolz 11

Sunday 18 March 2012 17:24

Yours does too: It's very bland.

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zebralover23 14

Sunday 18 March 2012 18:37

I hate migraines, you should of gone home.

bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8

Monday 19 March 2012 15:53

*should have

drdraaman 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 18:50

I've been told titanium necklaces help with migraines. I don't know how well they'd help, but if migraines are that serious, it would be worth a shot.

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Sunday 18 March 2012 19:00

you wouldnt happen to have Killer Instinct???

AgentSmith79 9

Monday 19 March 2012 2:19

....says the guy using a huge truck to compensate for a tiny penis.

MDTeddy 13

Sunday 18 March 2012 19:23

Who feels sorry? I would love to be in an arcade. He also could have walked out of the arcade for a few minutes and not to smoke. Smoking's bad. mmkayy?

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 18 March 2012 20:11

Who said anything about smoking? Quit makijg shit up.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 18 March 2012 21:56

*making.

writergirl23 19

Sunday 18 March 2012 20:05

Are you sure that wasn't what caused the migraine?

crzybtchxx 2

Sunday 18 March 2012 20:11

I would have ended up in the hospital by hour 4.

pbol9876 6

Sunday 18 March 2012 20:44

I know that feeling, I work in a casino

mattorama 15

Sunday 18 March 2012 20:47

YDI or FYL depends on how often you get migraines. If you're a frequent sufferer, you kinda deserve it for getting a job at an arcade.

andythegreat 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 21:05

Just thinking of that gave me a migraine. This is a good reason. It'd also be the cause of me smoking and drinking whilst at work.

kgorman_ 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 21:08

I feel your pain!! I get really bad migranes ALL the time!

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