Intimacy: Today, I got a new cell phone. I was texting pictures from my...

By Anonymous - 24/08/2009 23:49 - Canada

Today, I got a new cell phone. I was texting pictures from my old phone to my new one, including several dirty ones, when I noticed I wasn't receiving any of them on the new phone. I was texting the wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 60 000

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Same thing different taste

By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 668

You deserved it 2 990

Sorry Noah

By pummy - 30/09/2009 00:48 - United States

Today, I got an iPhone, I was excited and because I have a new number, I wanted to mess with my girlfriend a little. I started sending her provocative messages, and after 4 or 5 of them, I discovered I had entered her number wrong and was talking dirty to a man named Noah. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 248

You deserved it 33 986

By Ignored - 11/04/2011 09:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 526

You deserved it 12 247

By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 111

You deserved it 4 192

By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 989

You deserved it 47 634

By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 13:28 - Canada

Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 218

You deserved it 12 539

By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 04:08 - United States - Bloomdale

Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 776

You deserved it 4 403

By nofriends - 27/08/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 761

You deserved it 8 299

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By nudie - 19/07/2009 20:14 - United States

Today, I checked an old photosharing account. I got a new phone last year and didn't realize all the pictures I took with the new phone would still automatically upload to my account. Unknowingly, I posted naked pics of myself online. Not one of my friends told me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 714

You deserved it 56 622

By ishouldntdrink - 10/01/2010 15:11 - United States

Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 913

You deserved it 39 294

Vertoule 7

Tuesday 25 August 2009 9:24

Man, those were some sweet pics!

f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 9:09

Aren't you just a genius!!

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molil_4810 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 13:58

agreed #58!!!

Im_ironman 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 19:00

Fail for assuming American! It says right there, Alberta, Canada. OP, YDI for not making sure you had the right number.

LittleSaraa 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 7:23

Woaah, On the bright side atleast iht wasn't youur moms number? If so FYL.

mattscott 5

Thursday 12 April 2012 8:10

...Honestly, I don't see the problem. Nine out of ten chances that you don't know the person, so why should it matter?

TheodoreSetFire 3

Tuesday 27 November 2012 8:38

YDI. SD card. C'mon.

cl4ptp 18

Thursday 14 February 2013 6:41

Bluetooth?

ph8eyerucker 3

Saturday 23 March 2013 16:36

Sorry. Cant fix stupid, ur stuck with that for life

Aimee1331 9

Sunday 15 September 2013 10:25

Hahahahha!

lilo16 10

Monday 14 March 2016 20:15

use dropbox next time....or a sd card...should solve your problem

BumpkinsBigBash 8

Tuesday 12 July 2016 9:52

it's called Google drive

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Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML

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Today, I was at a big family reunion at my aunt's place. Before dinner, I went outside in the garden for a smoke. Through the kitchen window, I saw my cousin spit in the soup. Twice. My aunt patted his back and continued stirring. FML

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Today, I was texting my boyfriend, making plans to see him tomorrow. He ended the conversation by saying "I'm changing my sheets tomorrow, so take a shower." FML

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Today, I told my best friend she looked great in the dress she was wearing. My boyfriend overheard and is now convinced I'm a lesbian. FML

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Same thing different taste

Sorry Noah

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