Miscellaneous: Today, I got a new haircut. I was feeling pretty confident, until...

By Lovemynewhaircut - 10/03/2015 18:47 - United States - Brentwood

Today, I got a new haircut. I was feeling pretty confident, until coworkers and family members kept making comments like, "I think you gained a little weight", "You look older" and "Do you still like guys?" Apparently, my new haircut changed my waist size and my sexual orientation. FML

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You deserved it 3 234

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By jessel_ladd92 - 09/09/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML

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By Xpresss - 02/02/2009 10:39 - United States

Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML

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By stupidgirlll - 26/06/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was excited about showing off my new haircut. All my friends thought it looked really good and it made me look older. What did my boyfriend think? He said I look like a little girl and he was afraid to kiss me in public because he didn't want someone to think he was a pedophile. FML

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Mistaken identity

By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 07:00 - Brazil - Fraiburgo

Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML

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Shaved

By richard - 21/03/2014 16:10 - United States - Redmond

Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML

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By Tooks - 28/07/2009 19:41 - United Kingdom

Today, everyone at work commented on how much better my new haircut looked and how I should keep styling it this way as it's such an improvement over my old style. I was late for work this morning. My new hair style was Bed hair that I didn't have time to sort out... FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2019 18:01

Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML

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By theboywithlonghair - 09/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML

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By Eternal_Babyface - 08/11/2015 17:14 - United States

Today, I was talking to a friend and bemoaning the fact that my new coworkers keep mixing up my gender. She looked at me critically and said, "Yeah, until you can grow a decent beard, people are going to keep thinking you're an intern or a butch lesbian." FML

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Get better friends

By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 00:01

Today, after years of being too self-conscious to do anything big with my appearance, I finally got an undercut. My best friend went on a rant about how I "ruined" how I look and now she can't be seen with me, because we "look mismatched together." Looks like I'm back to being self-conscious. FML

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You deserved it 136

garrett_8614 14

Wednesday 11 March 2015 9:41

Who just asks someone "Do you still like guys?" That's pretty rude. FYL

peceout 29

Wednesday 11 March 2015 9:38

If you like it, ignore the others. You do you.

Comments

Daelynn_17 19

Wednesday 11 March 2015 9:57

sounds like someone got a haircut from the barber who was "quitting."

DerBuchmacher 16

Wednesday 11 March 2015 9:58

your coworkers seems to have a pretty interesting sense of humor.. I wouldn't take this serious..

brittaaany_93 38

Wednesday 11 March 2015 10:53

Don't let the opinions of others get you down, OP. Rock that haircut!

Bragi 12

Wednesday 11 March 2015 14:21

18 - Most people can't "rock" anything no matter how much they want to. Maybe it just doesn't work?

sunnyray812 42

Wednesday 11 March 2015 14:31

Bragi, this is the third negative reply I've seen you post on people's up-lifting comments. Do you really feel OP should be ashamed of her haircut and change it just because others don't like it?

kaitb1103 23

Wednesday 11 March 2015 11:02

As a young professional woman who has, and enjoys a short haircut but is also judged by it (butch lesbian, power hungry woman, Miranda from sex in the city), I concur. Just ignore the haters and be proud to have short hair OP!

Saluton 18

Wednesday 11 March 2015 11:16

well it must be a shitty haircut then

abNormal62 23

Wednesday 11 March 2015 11:53

To be honest both of questions are entirely valid if your new haircut was a brush cut

HeWhoIsNameless 9

Wednesday 11 March 2015 12:16

I think that takes the concept of Super Cuts to a whole new level. If you like it is all that matters.

Bragi 12

Wednesday 11 March 2015 14:17

Apparently the new doo does not suit.

janfleury 19

Wednesday 11 March 2015 15:17

I'm sorry op. People should not be so rude. Yor hair will grow our, rude and mean are forever. If they keep it up tell them they are hurting your feelings.I bet you look great.