Intimacy: Today, I got a new pair of glasses, and was driving home. While...

By Anonymous - 11/06/2012 20:30 - United States

Today, I got a new pair of glasses, and was driving home. While waiting at a stop sign, I noticed a homeless guy touching himself. He saw me, smiled and waved, and then continued. So much for my new eyesight. FML

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By scarredforlife - 16/06/2013 23:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML

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By mentallyscarred - 31/01/2011 09:34 - United States

Today, while I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stopped at the red light and smiled at me. I smiled back. He blew me a kiss and drove away, just as I realized he was masturbating behind the wheel. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2017 06:54

Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML

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By carson28 - 17/12/2010 02:23 - United States

Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML

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By someoneneedsassistance - 24/04/2015 15:07 - United States - Woodford

Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. FML

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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By Noname - 08/02/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, after leaving a store I got stuck at a red light. A car pulled up next to me and there was a half retarded man jerking his junk at me. Nasty image burned into my corneas forever. FML

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By blinded - 11/02/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML

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By Lifefail887 - 04/07/2017 18:30

Today, after buying a new pair of prescription glasses, I went to the beach. The ocean now has a new pair of glasses. FML

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COOL__Coal 12

Tuesday 12 June 2012 2:45

I hope you waved back otherwise that would be rude

Ceejay1 13

Tuesday 12 June 2012 2:40

You kept looking

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notepie 6

Tuesday 12 June 2012 3:37

Ok and!?!..........

unknown_user5566 26

Tuesday 12 June 2012 3:51

Better than seeing a homeless dude eat someone's face.

Tempest559 12

Tuesday 12 June 2012 4:05

Too soon.

coolgrlyepp 3

Tuesday 12 June 2012 4:22

Way too soon

rosesofash860 8

Tuesday 12 June 2012 4:25

Way WAY too soon! Yay mine is the longest! XD

Tempest559 12

Tuesday 12 June 2012 4:03

It's better not to know some things are happening.

igive 29

Tuesday 12 June 2012 4:13

also you need to brush your teeth more often. don't want cavities now do we?

Chandler1Bing 0

Tuesday 12 June 2012 4:15

They must give you fantastic vision; someone actually saw a homeless person.

GabisayzRAWR 0

Tuesday 12 June 2012 4:18

Wow that's sucks!!

rosesofash860 8

Tuesday 12 June 2012 4:22

Annnnddd......... Now you've been blinded.

random_jay 6

Tuesday 12 June 2012 4:25

Maybe there's a reason why you couldnt see in the first place...

william8691 10

Tuesday 12 June 2012 4:39

Homeless guy **** in HD nice! Lol

msilikegrapes 8

Tuesday 12 June 2012 4:40

pray for alzheimers. because you will never unsee that shit.

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