Intimacy: Today, I got a new pair of glasses, and was driving home. While...

By Anonymous - 11/06/2012 20:30 - United States

Today, I got a new pair of glasses, and was driving home. While waiting at a stop sign, I noticed a homeless guy touching himself. He saw me, smiled and waved, and then continued. So much for my new eyesight. FML

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Today, after leaving a store I got stuck at a red light. A car pulled up next to me and there was a half retarded man jerking his junk at me. Nasty image burned into my corneas forever. FML

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By blinded - 11/02/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML

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By Lifefail887 - 04/07/2017 18:30

Today, after buying a new pair of prescription glasses, I went to the beach. The ocean now has a new pair of glasses. FML

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Tuesday 12 June 2012 2:45

I hope you waved back otherwise that would be rude

Ceejay1 13

Tuesday 12 June 2012 2:40

You kept looking

Comments

lollipop77_fml 6

Tuesday 12 June 2012 4:45

...and now you need new eyes.....

zandalee 19

Tuesday 12 June 2012 13:24

Damn! That is one angry looking pussy!!

carbon_elf 0

Tuesday 12 June 2012 4:53

Eye see how you would react that way

1soda1pOp1 6

Tuesday 12 June 2012 5:02

Eww. Imagine if had seen that in double.

Ajwc101 24

Tuesday 12 June 2012 5:19

I was at school.

abouttosleep 5

Tuesday 12 June 2012 6:10

I'm sure she sees many of them here in louisiana. They do the above using one hand and have a slice of pizza with the other

jampang6 5

Tuesday 12 June 2012 6:24

I just got so moist.

eccentrix 12

Tuesday 12 June 2012 6:27

Your life sucks now that your new glasses force you to look at everything for at least 30 seconds. I'm assuming that's the case, because otherwise it's your fault for not looking away.