By Anonymous - 11/06/2012 20:30 - United States

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Today, I got a new pair of glasses, and was driving home. While waiting at a stop sign, I noticed a homeless guy touching himself. He saw me, smiled and waved, and then continued. So much for my new eyesight. FML
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Eww. Imagine if had seen that in double.

abouttosleep 5

I'm sure she sees many of them here in louisiana. They do the above using one hand and have a slice of pizza with the other

Your life sucks now that your new glasses force you to look at everything for at least 30 seconds. I'm assuming that's the case, because otherwise it's your fault for not looking away.

^In australia, there's a lizard called 'blue tongue'