Intimacy: Today, I got a new pair of glasses, and was driving home. While...

By Anonymous - 11/06/2012 20:30 - United States

Today, I got a new pair of glasses, and was driving home. While waiting at a stop sign, I noticed a homeless guy touching himself. He saw me, smiled and waved, and then continued. So much for my new eyesight. FML

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Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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By Noname - 08/02/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, after leaving a store I got stuck at a red light. A car pulled up next to me and there was a half retarded man jerking his junk at me. Nasty image burned into my corneas forever. FML

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By blinded - 11/02/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML

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By Lifefail887 - 04/07/2017 18:30

Today, after buying a new pair of prescription glasses, I went to the beach. The ocean now has a new pair of glasses. FML

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COOL__Coal 12

Tuesday 12 June 2012 2:45

I hope you waved back otherwise that would be rude

Ceejay1 13

Tuesday 12 June 2012 2:40

You kept looking

Comments

perdix 29

Tuesday 12 June 2012 2:49

Now you don't have to subscribe to PornHub and sit real close to the monitor to take in the hobo ****. Yer gettin' it for free on the street!

Harpy20 24

Tuesday 12 June 2012 2:54

Bitch doesn't know what she's missin'...

Trisha_aus 15

Tuesday 12 June 2012 3:34

Is hobo **** better than the Muslim **** Noor mentioned? I'm learning so much on FML...

perdix 29

Tuesday 12 June 2012 13:08

#56, I like how you said LESS Boston Pancakes, implying that there are SOME Boston Pancakes! #69, cool number, bro, this site ought to be linked to UrbanDictionary.com (there's your hint.)

Harpy20 24

Tuesday 12 June 2012 17:15

It'll be an FML/UrbanDictionary circle-jerk of sorts. Everyone would be satisfied.

JustAGuy107 0

Tuesday 12 June 2012 2:52

It's a greeting where he comes from.

EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Tuesday 12 June 2012 4:00

And where exactly does he come from?

rosesofash860 8

Tuesday 12 June 2012 4:37

From the corner of seamore and D!ck. ;)

twofirstnames 12

Tuesday 12 June 2012 2:52

Seeing life a lot clearer I see..

Harpy20 24

Tuesday 12 June 2012 2:53

"Cannot. Look. AWAY." @_@

tony1891 22

Tuesday 12 June 2012 3:00

at least you have new glasses tho

GaleIsHawt 5

Tuesday 12 June 2012 3:08

He doesnt have a place to do it in private! Homeless, remember?

donkey79 0

Tuesday 12 June 2012 3:15

Exactly what i thought in a way the guy with the glasses was the one in the wrong. The homeless guy was just hanging out in what he perceived to be his living room.