Money and Geek: Today, I got a once-in-a-lifetime chance to see Hamilton. My...

By Anonymous - 15/07/2018 01:30

Today, I got a once-in-a-lifetime chance to see Hamilton. My friend kept complaining and asking very loudly why it was "just about that one guy". We got kicked out. FML

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By savanna - 03/05/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML

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By anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

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Killjoy was hear

By barsituation - 03/01/2022 11:01 - United States

Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML

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By deserted - 01/09/2010 07:05 - France

Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML

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Kinda sus

By Anonymous - 24/10/2023 18:00

Today, I walked into a concert that I've been waiting months for. Immediately after passing through the doors, I was accused of sneaking in and thrown out. They wouldn't even look at my ticket, or the hand stamp they'd given me. FML

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By annoyed - 02/11/2012 10:37 - United States - Wyoming

Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML

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By maddiecat - 08/01/2013 05:34 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML

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Gigs

By Anonymous - 22/03/2019 20:00

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 08:25 - United States

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

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By Notorch - 23/05/2012 15:53 - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, I went to see a once-in-a-lifetime moment when the Olympic torch passed through my town. I waited for 3 hours only to get a bruise from a man shoving me out of the way at the exact moment it went past. FML

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Alaina Heuerman 20

Sunday 15 July 2018 1:45

I don’t care who it is they are outta my life. Ain’t nobody gonna get me kicked out of my favorite musical.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 15 July 2018 3:18

When the usher came, you should have denied knowing your “friend.”

Comments

user53658 15

Wednesday 27 June 2018 9:50

Hamilton as in 'Louis Hamilton, the F1-driver' ?

Charlie Given 26

Sunday 15 July 2018 6:47

No as in Alexander Hamilton one of the founding fathers of the USA.

EmDizzle2007 28

Monday 16 July 2018 0:04

congrats on understanding humor.

chubbear 14

Monday 16 July 2018 1:18

WHOOOOOSH

RichardPencil 30

Monday 16 July 2018 1:07

No, you idiot, George Hamilton, the very sun-tanned actor. Duh!

boopingsnoot 24

Sunday 15 July 2018 1:32

Unfriend him

Alaina Heuerman 20

Sunday 15 July 2018 1:45

I don’t care who it is they are outta my life. Ain’t nobody gonna get me kicked out of my favorite musical.

dexter420 21

Sunday 15 July 2018 1:53

Hamiton in real life was a pos. His killer burr was the real gentleman. And also that show will run a long time

evilplatypus 38

Sunday 15 July 2018 21:04

I’ve read several biographies. Burr was a swindler and a manwhore (possibly an incestuous manwhore, but the evidence there is circumstantial).

chessu 21

Sunday 15 July 2018 22:14

Maybe they won the £20 lottery which seems to be impossible to win

chessu 21

Sunday 15 July 2018 22:15

Maybe they won the £20 lottery which seems to be impossible to win

crsyldy 19

Sunday 15 July 2018 1:57

You mean your ex-friend, right?

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 15 July 2018 3:18

When the usher came, you should have denied knowing your “friend.”

thatslifeiguess7 16

Sunday 15 July 2018 3:52

I can't imagine the amount of money you lost but I'd sue this ex friend

real life problems 26

Sunday 15 July 2018 4:35

Why is sueing people the go-to solution? Especially your friend?

Chazzster 28

Sunday 15 July 2018 4:15

OP - I’m really sorry, your friend is a total jerk or an idiot. Either they were rude and stupid enough not to realize they were being distracting to the people around you or they were trying to get you thrown out. Either way, that’s not what a real friend does. It’s better to go alone to an event than to go with someone who’s just not into the event, even if they are your friend. You might even have met someone who shared your interest if you had gone alone.