Health: Today, I got a one-inch fish bone stuck in my throat. I went...

By Merlin - 17/04/2012 17:37 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I got a one-inch fish bone stuck in my throat. I went to the doctor, who claimed he couldn't see the long white thing embedded next to my tonsil. He charged me $70, and told me to eat some bread. I had to pull it out myself with a pair of tweezers. FML

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By dammitRandy - 19/06/2016 17:18 - United States - Kearny

Today, we had a fish fry for Father's Day. I ended up getting a fish bone lodged in my tonsil, and I had to rush to the bathroom to pull it out. I threw up three times in the process and still didn't manage to get the bone out. FML

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By stupidtoothpick2 - 16/08/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I spent hours trying to get a piece of food out of my two front teeth. I didn't have anything I could use, until I went out to dinner and got a toothpick. I finally got the food out of teeth. The toothpick broke. Now the tip of the toothpick is stuck in my teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 04:41 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's for the third time in a week for a huge growth under my jaw. I have seen an urgent care doctor, an emergency room doctor and an ear, nose and throat specialist who all gave me different diagnoses. I've so far spent $300. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 09:04 - Australia

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML

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By ewwww - 30/01/2017 03:00 - United States - Monroe

Today, I went to the doctor for the constant pain I have when eating savory or sour foods. It turns out I have a stone in my saliva gland, and no joke, the only thing I can do to fix it is eat savory or sour food to make me drool enough to force it out. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 19/09/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML

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By LeoCor - 27/08/2018 20:30

Today, and for the past 2 weeks, I've had a massive pain in my throat. It went down for a while with antibiotics, but when it came back I had to go to the hospital for an emergency surgery. There was a 3 cm abscess growing in my throat. Happy birthday to me! FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2015 04:54

Today, after having my tonsils removed, I coughed so hard in my sleep that I woke up spitting blood. Turned out I'd ripped my throat. They had to put me to sleep and cauterize the damaged area. Now I'm in even worse pain than before. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, and for over week, one of my nostrils has been stuffed to the point I can't breathe through it. I tried nasal spray and blowing it out, but nothing worked. I wanted to go to the doctor but first, I used a flashlight and a pair of tweezers. The giant, crusted booger bullet I pulled out was as long as my palm. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 08:03 - United States

Today, I cut my finger open with a spoon. After waiting for 4 hours in the emergency room, the doctor told me I was missing too much flesh to qualify for stitches. He then called 2 other doctors in to examine it. Apparently they had a contest for patient with most ridiculous injury. I won. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 17 April 2012 22:48

Good on you for taking matters in your hands and succeeding!

BradTheBrony 19

Tuesday 17 April 2012 22:49

Huh? That's like missing a unicorn in a room full of potatoes!

Comments

thejayverze 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 4:00

I feel u dude... exact same thing happened to me

caramels55 6

Wednesday 18 April 2012 5:11

Should file a complaint, or rate him as bad or even sue him. Can you imagine if something DID happen? And who knows what he doesn't notice in other patients! He shouldn't be a doctor, clearly!!!

jennatheunicorn 6

Wednesday 18 April 2012 5:15

Ouch I feel so bad for you!!

lacrossebrah13 8

Wednesday 18 April 2012 5:37

This made me cringe

fuckmebutdontfml 16

Wednesday 18 April 2012 6:27

time to remember that role playing doesn't give anybody a degree and get a real doctor :p OP for real I hope you never go to that doc again and you're ok now.

peachezthelette 22

Wednesday 18 April 2012 6:31

You know, my wrist is swollen & they 'didnt' find anything on the X-Ray, but my neighbor who is a nurse said it looks sprained

zebrapattern 6

Wednesday 18 April 2012 6:33

what would a doctor have done that you couldn't do yourself anyway? it's not like wearing the white lab coat makes automatically makes them magical.

swtvtbby88 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 7:02

I used to have that problem. I eat a lot of rice n eventually it will break n you won't feel a thing anymore. It's work for me! Next time it happen try eating rice