Love: Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was...

By steakysteak - 12/03/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 21:47 - United States - Eugene

Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML

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By Dudeman5000 - 21/01/2009 06:59 - France

Today, I get home and there's a package waiting for me. I ordered something online 2 weeks ago for a girl I like. She's not available anymore. No refunds. FML

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By edible - 20/05/2009 20:01 - United States

Today, I surprised my girlfriend by sending her an Edible Arrangement. When she called to tell me she had gotten it, she was more excited about the cute boy who'd delivered it than she was about the fruit bouquet. FML

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By TheAngryBird - 28/06/2012 04:51 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2021 04:59

Today, my friend received a package I sent her by mail. The package was already ripped open on arrival, two out of the three blouses I sent her were missing and a limited edition glass cup I sent her with the apparel was smashed. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML

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What was in the box?

By Anonymous - 29/09/2024 22:00 - United States - Burlington

Today, I got a notification that a package had been delivered. I opened my door and saw it on at doorstep. I was expecting one, so I grabbed and opened it, then realized it wasn’t mine, but my neighbor’s. I had to awkwardly re-tape it, then sneak over and leave the disturbing contents of the box on their porch before they noticed. FML

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By moikristine - 21/05/2013 10:24 - Norway - Fagerstrand

Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML

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By L_lives - 30/05/2015 05:40 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited that the number a girl gave me turned out to really be hers. FML

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By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

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savemypandabear 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:03

aaaw :C

paran01d_andr01d 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:05

Aw : ( That's depressing

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brucesgirl 0

Friday 12 March 2010 21:37

that's sad I would sell it you can't hang onto it its very emotional or give it away to someone poor who needs things

aardvarkish 15

Friday 12 March 2010 21:45

I'd be thankful she was that cool

lostfaithinpppl 19

Friday 12 March 2010 21:45

Ouch! Cruel way to break up :(

heypeoplezzz 0

Friday 12 March 2010 21:51

This is fake unless you're a lez. Because it said you're a girl and it said you got it from your girlfriend. :/

FruityLoooons 8

Friday 12 March 2010 21:51

Awww. Sorry, OP. You should call/text/see her, and try to see why she did that.

tbonea1990 0

Friday 12 March 2010 21:55

that's harsh

x805xUnknown 6

Friday 12 March 2010 21:56

So what gender are you going for next?

XxKeLs3yxX 0

Friday 12 March 2010 22:11

#37 let me know when u break up with your gf so I can ask the same question

Monikabug 9

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:55

._. What kind of a question is that? You must be one of those people who think that homosexuals CHOOSE to be gay.

jetpackzach 5

Saturday 13 March 2010 4:19

homosexuals do choose to be gay.....dumbass.

loski87 4

Saturday 13 March 2010 5:37

some homosexuals do...

blackhawk089 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 7:10

it's a choice either way....hetero's just chose the right way because it's the only way for the species to survive...and it's "natural" for that one reason. (Although there are plenty more) make no mistake our lives and exposure, experieneces ect. ect. mold us into the person that chooses(mostly subconscious ly ) their sexuality. maybe that makes sense? lol. I find it incredibly ironic that gays/lesbians are given the opportunity to be gay only because their parents were not gay....

ItsGottaBeJello 0

Friday 12 March 2010 22:15

sell her stuff on eBay. people always want used lesbian toys

CallMeHush 0

Friday 12 March 2010 22:27

Only if it comes documented with pictures.

BOYSRHOTT 0

Friday 12 March 2010 22:24

EW FU*KIN LEZBOS. go die in a hole.

RoxyRaccoon 4

Friday 12 March 2010 23:46

Good thing you thought to add in that asterisk. Wouldn't want to have you posting any profane comments, now, would we?

jusdef 0

Friday 12 March 2010 22:35

i know its sucks ass.. but don't feel too bad it happens to everyone, even me. but at least it was all in good condition, my stuff was ripped and broken 