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Your boyfriend is win.
Agree with this. Boyfriwnd is win!
win^^^
It's a psychological technique. by distracting you from the dream, he reduces the trauma it can cause. Admittedly he failed miserably at it, but his heart was in the right place.
haha 14 wins. reminds me of Blake Lewis's version of it
darn you #14.... At least he woke up and attempted to comfort you while groggy...maybe he was having a dream where he was hunting and missed the duck... agreed #45 ... that was the version I thought of too :-)
hehe at least he didn't pull out a gun and shot you, just like in other fmls
50 lol don't know why even though it doesn't make sense that was the ending I was expecting xD
I played my part and you played your game. you give looooooove a bad name. Bad name
How is this an fml? He was loving and it never happened. Should be fine though he is a tad bit silly.
#11 I fail to see how a fighter plane was involved in this but it's a good idea! Either way this guy is a winner, ask him for the rock now.
#44 -- yeah.....That would be my story.... (eyes shifting, wondering if my girl can see the future... as I stroke her back and try to stretch forward for the gun.... Do I feel luck? Well, DO I????)
better then waking up in the hospital
#45 & #47: That's because his version was the best. It was pretty funny to watch Bon Jovi get all uncomfortable about it. Blake was awesome!
ooo I'm sorry fyl
I think it's fair to say that the OPs subconciousness is pretty ****** up....
I thought of Atreyu's version.
14, Bon jovi ******* AWESOME shot through the heart, and your to blame you gave love a bad name I played my heart and you played your games BAHA
call of duty u tard
70 harrier is a breed of dog
156- yes, but it is also a jet.
yay anoter bon jovi fan im not alone
Don't worry , OP. Your boyfriend doesn't seem like the kind of fellow who would shoot anybody in the heart. He would aim between the eyes... P.S I'm curious. What kind of gun WAS it?
I agree with 201.
best version of "you give love a bad name" is definitely the one by atreyu
thats an uber gay dream
three things: #14 =epic atreyu's version sucked, and I love screamo... it just sucks why did this fml remind me of BFMV's music?
@14 that's gonna be stuck in my head all night too. But not the Bon Jovi version, the Atreyu version.
agreed
Well it's a great song, you should be happy to have it stuck in your head. *cough points to my username*
fyl if if was somthing like and RPG or a M79 but haha if it's a 22
Ha, I loled this when I saw it. What about a pavelow?
156 it's also a jet that can hover and you'd most likely find it in c.o.d modern warfare 2 I don't even play the game and I know that but u gotta start chilling with guys to know what that stuff is (y) FTW
230- Because a lot of Bullet For My Valentine songs are about heartbreak and betrayal, maybe.
new term alert YBFW= your boyfriend wins can interchanged with ygfw or ymw or ydw if you want to go the parental route
you brits are not even allowed to own a GUN. if you are a victim of a crime over there ITS your own damn fault. im in the NRA and own 14 GUNS.
@ladiesman14 Only 14 guns? LOL. My dad owns twice that many. @pendantic Hating on Americans? Not cool. I thought you didn't like bigots.
TruckMom, that was so beautiful. Redneck, but beautiful. *wipes tear*
But seriously...what kind of gun was it?
"a silver one" sort of the same concept when you ask a girl what kind of car someone has, their response "a red one"
lol perrfect explenation i wasnt expecting
blue balls. tell us what kind of gun! ):
He wanted to make her dreams come true!
Wow. What a dream. Punch your boyfriend on the arm, OP. Hard. I'd say face or even the nuts, but other guys on here might complain, so I'm sure this is fair. :)
I have this friend who has ismonia who goes around at night and clogs the other dorm member sinks and toilets with dead frogs and worms and then he spraypaints everything they own gold with purple stripes. He says he does this because Willy Wonka inspired him. (but really, he's just insecure about the size of his cousin's penis)
How is that fair?! The guy literally did nothing! Why punish someone for something that an illusion conjured up in your own sub-conscious mind did?! That comment he made might have been a bit too soon but still he was just trying to lighten the mood and make her laugh. While I agree that his joke was a bit stupid of him to make he probably meant well. So the fact that you think hitting him really hard is fair is just immature.
atleast he held u
ahahahahahahaha!!!!! *psycho theme song music plays*
if it was a 9mm, he doesn't love you too much. if it was a semi, he's kind of into you. if it was a 45 butterfly revolver, you better marry that mother ******.
Guns ain't just about shooting. it's about reloadin too. You'll see what I mean.
hahaha Waddya Buyyin' Stranga?!
Waddya sellin? Ahh...I'll buy it at a high price...
I love that I wasn't the only one who went along. Haha. I thought I was the only nerd who would.
WTF is a butterfly 45?
a 12 guage
He's just trying to make all your wildest dreams come true.
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lol I'm sorry thats pretty funny
But seriously...what kind of gun was it?