Love: Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was...

By steakysteak - 12/03/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 21:47 - United States - Eugene

Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML

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By Dudeman5000 - 21/01/2009 06:59 - France

Today, I get home and there's a package waiting for me. I ordered something online 2 weeks ago for a girl I like. She's not available anymore. No refunds. FML

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By edible - 20/05/2009 20:01 - United States

Today, I surprised my girlfriend by sending her an Edible Arrangement. When she called to tell me she had gotten it, she was more excited about the cute boy who'd delivered it than she was about the fruit bouquet. FML

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By TheAngryBird - 28/06/2012 04:51 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2021 04:59

Today, my friend received a package I sent her by mail. The package was already ripped open on arrival, two out of the three blouses I sent her were missing and a limited edition glass cup I sent her with the apparel was smashed. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2024 22:00 - United States - Burlington

Today, I got a notification that a package had been delivered. I opened my door and saw it on at doorstep. I was expecting one, so I grabbed and opened it, then realized it wasn’t mine, but my neighbor’s. I had to awkwardly re-tape it, then sneak over and leave the disturbing contents of the box on their porch before they noticed. FML

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By moikristine - 21/05/2013 10:24 - Norway - Fagerstrand

Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML

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By L_lives - 30/05/2015 05:40 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited that the number a girl gave me turned out to really be hers. FML

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By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

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Friday 12 March 2010 20:03

aaaw :C

paran01d_andr01d 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:05

Aw : ( That's depressing

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Friday 12 March 2010 22:40

bitch be trippin

FCChelsea 3

Friday 12 March 2010 23:11

OP is a WOMAN...is the GF of the girl hot? is the girl that is the GF of the OP hot?

Stotan1228 0

Friday 12 March 2010 23:18

YDI for being a lesbian. Well, not really but I thought it would be fun to say that. **** that bitch, tell her at least you aren't Rosie O'donnel.

BelaLugosisdead 0

Friday 12 March 2010 23:34

I'm sorry.-waits for OMG POST PIX NAO to start flying in-

DancingBananas 0

Friday 12 March 2010 23:36

That really stinks. I can just imagine the look on your face :(

dorkrockz 0

Friday 12 March 2010 23:36

way did u do to her

nvandiver123 1

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:13

mybe she was just.......... ummmmm........ returning the favor?

CoolChik 5

Saturday 13 March 2010 4:24

Ouch Send her a present back...perhaps photos of you and your new honey.

tipple 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 6:38

sounds like she considers herself to be your ex-girlfriend. Shoddy way to tell you...

nessalujin 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 7:56

awe I'm sorry:(

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Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

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Today, my girlfriend of two years called me, drunk, telling me how much anal sex hurts with some other guy. FML

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Today, I was eating at a Chinese restaurant, when I stopped the waitress to tell her that even though I am of Chinese heritage, I can't understand a word of Chinese. After an awkward silence, she told me she was actually speaking English. FML

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Today, my boyfriend finally moved in with me, after being long distance for months. Our apartment just became infested with mice. FML

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Today, I learned why my bathroom has a horrible, seemingly irremovable stench. My cat doesn't squat to pee like a normal cat. She stands up, peeing over the side of the litter tray all over the wall and floor, which are now a permanent yellow tinge. FML

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Today, I was riding home from church with my parents when my mom turned around and told me that this morning there was a demon in our living room, and the reason that demon was allowed inside of our house was because I've been watching porn. I'm grounded for 3 weeks because of an informative demon. FML

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Today, I found out that my wife makes mashed potatoes by using her dirty feet to crush the potatoes because apparently this is a "healthy, natural" way to make them, and it also cleans her feet. I've been eating her mashed potatoes at least once every week. FML

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