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By carssuck - 02/02/2012 10:28 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML

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By Andre - 29/07/2010 10:56 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML

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By Roxas - 14/02/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML

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By Mayshod - 03/05/2011 12:04

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 19:22 - United States

Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML

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By no car - 04/08/2020 17:04

Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML

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By occam's pube-razor - 05/09/2015 04:26 - United States - Buena Vista

Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML

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By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

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By wildwonder808 - 12/08/2013 22:47 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML

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By denting-and-venting - 10/08/2016 20:05 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML

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thepyrotek 1

Thursday 2 February 2012 16:20

Then shouldn't your neighbor get one to?

Vamphyre73 12

Thursday 2 February 2012 16:20

Well that is stupid, you could dispute the ticket if you have evidence they were in your spot, like a pictute.

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aries09 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 23:52

At least you didn't get one for blocking your own driveway, they still say I'm wrong

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 2 February 2012 23:54

Cars don't suck, your neighbors suck.

DioxideSpartan 0

Friday 3 February 2012 0:24

So make it that they get a ticket too....?

writergirl23 19

Friday 3 February 2012 1:32

Relax, they probably got a ticket too.

crazyblackchick 0

Friday 3 February 2012 2:43

...slash ALL the neighbors' tires!

hateevryone 14

Friday 3 February 2012 5:29

your neighbor did that on purpose.

kalbrek009 20

Friday 3 February 2012 6:08

Take a picture next time they do it, & keep doing it until they have so many tickets that they either A: get their vehicle towed or B: they learn their lesson & stop being jerks by parking in YOUR spot.

Nataleena 1

Friday 3 February 2012 10:25

Shoulda narked on them first.

Princesswarrior 0

Friday 3 February 2012 10:43

That's Why They Didn't Park There Duh! Common Sense ?

1jflyer 1

Friday 3 February 2012 18:33

sucks. just get em back with something.

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