By DieTrying - 02/02/2012 09:31 - United States

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Today, while in bed with my fiancée, I asked her to take off her pants so we could get it on. She said, "No, I don't feel like squeezing into them again." I was cockblocked by a pair of jeans. FML
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justfienne 12

Cut a hole in the crotch, then she'll never have to take them off.

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DocBastard 38

I will NEVER understand women and fashion. Squeezing yourselves into jeans just to make your ass look good, contorting your feet into high heels just to make your legs look good, shoving yourselves into push-up bras just to make your boobs look good... Actually, forget what I just said. Keep doing all those things, please. You know, for fashion.

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imp4ct 15

Thight jeans look hot, but they suck if we guys can't have our fun by taking them off!

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enonymous 8

Don't need to take off pants to please a man. Smoke and a pancake + Bj is the breakfast of champions

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ThisIsMyReign 4

Tight jeans is 100% effective against pregnancy.

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CaptainPickles72 18

#17- They might not have been sleeping! They could've just been relaxing or cuddling in bed together. No need to change into bed clothes when you're just cuddling.

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capper44 18

Well #1 i totally agree with you.... But still she can do atleast this much for her fiance lol

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Wederoney 16

Well... actually you got cockblocked by your girlfriends' laziness. FYL

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HannahWho 8

Just because the guy is in the mood does not mean the girl has to have sex with him. It is not a big deal, per say, but the idea that just because one person is down to do the dirty the other has to instantly comply just irks me (mainly because of a boyfriend I had who pulled down my pants one time so "we could have sex"... when I had told him that at 15 I was not going to be having sex). Anyways, Op, if she is not in the mood then the jeans were just an excuse. Sex is messy, if you were going somewhere afterwards she might not have wanted to mess up her outfit/look. Does not mean she will never have sex with you.

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calivianya 29

133 - You're missing the point here. Yeah, she doesn't have to have sex if she doesn't want to, but she could always say, "No, I'm not in the mood for sex right now." Making it all about her jeans is pathetically passive-aggressive.

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201019tony89 0

She wouldn't if she was my girl ha ha maybe shorts but not something that would be uncomfortable for me to snuggle with ha ha ha

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melchibr_fml 0

Why was she wearing jeans in bed anyway? That's a very uncomfortable outfit to sleep in.

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ManWhatsoever 6

It's obvious, to make crapy excuses to not have sex with him.

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QWERTYCommander 5

Actually, I sleep in in that outfit all the time. I'm lazy; don't judge.

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justfienne 12

Cut a hole in the crotch, then she'll never have to take them off.

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Awwdatsucks 2

I am interested in your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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RedPillSucks 31

I dated a girl that used to wear pants that had crotch zippers from front all the way to the back. Easy access FTW.... Too bad she was my profs daughter...

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RedPillSucks 31

Having to worry about failing a class when my prof finds out I'm banging his daughter... "Everybody rides her, just like a bus route"

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ManlyDunsparce 3

I'd say we all have been there... But I doubt many have. Sorry bro! Those jeans are out to ruin your love life.

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phantumgrey 6

Sounds like of she dropped a few pounds shed fit into her jeans better

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Livelife121 30

They could have been super skinny jeans, they're a pain in the ass to get on/off even when you're already skinny.

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hawright 13

Is this guy serious? I can't tell.

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ManWhatsoever 6

Or just don't hook up with girls wearing tight jeans

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GoW_Chick 14

It was his fiancé, I think they may be past the point of it just being a "hook up."

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Yeah, you should always ask that at the beginning of any relationship.

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GoW_Chick 14

My sarcasm detector must've been broken when I read your comment, it has been on the fritz lately.

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ManWhatsoever 6

You need to fix it soon my dear, cuz I'll be on this mood for while lol

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infinitii 0

More like you got cockblocked by a girlfriend with bad excuses.

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AlaskaKid95 7

You try putting tight skinny jeans on, it's a workout!

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kerrwoof 13

I would say to tell her that having sex will burn some calories to help her fit into her jeans better, but I'm sure that wouldn't go over too well..

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xbella 8

what does your tattoo say? lol random, but it looks nice

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cyK0tek 0

Also say that semen is a natural fat-burner!

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kerrwoof 13

It says "sero sed serio" which means "late but in earnest".

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