I've heard that thieves sometimes take your car to commit a crime, then return it nearby so as to cause doubt that it was ever stolen.

Sadly, I have done this. Except a coworker 'found' my car on her day off while she was shopping. She called up to work to tell me. Even sadder is the fact that a friend was with me at the time of its disappearance, neither of us remember parking it elsewhere and we weren't drunk or under the influence of anything.

FML? No. You being a dumbass? Yes.

Sounds like you had a really good St. Patrick's day! ;)

... Um. Did you have too much to drink? o.o

If it makes you feel any better the same thing happened to me except the cops found my car the next day.

st. patty's day will do that to ya!

You should of told the detective to look for your missing brain.

lmao i'm sry but thats too jokes but hey the car is longer missing

It's called the panic button you should hit that sometime before you call the cops!