By Blondie - 23/03/2009 20:37 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from a detective in response to my stolen car that has been missing since St. Patrick's Day. He told me that he had found my car, but was chuckling the whole time. Turns out, I had parked my car in a different lot. I haven't had it for a week. It was never stolen. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 248
You deserved it 92 832

Same thing different taste

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Well, on the plus side you still have a car :)

fourwheelsoffury 0

Sounds like someone drank too much on St Patty's hahaha

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HunterAlpha1 8

something like this happened all the time when i worked at Super K, one time this lady couldn't find her car, and even after she gave a description and we were pretty sure we had found it, she insisted it wasn't hers. i guess she was having some kind of panic attack, but we finally got her to call a family member to get her home. and the car we found WAS hers.

Malevolent_Bunny 0

Hey, look on the bright side. Your car has been returned to you and it is neither horifically smashed nor the final resting place of an unlucky rodent. Count your blessings!

had_a_crap_day 3

That is actually quite impressive I've never heard of that before but anything can happen with too much alcohol i guess

Mad_Or_Nah 13

Has stupidity reached a new level?