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By oopsie - 24/05/2009 14:50 - Canada

Today, I got a phone call from a number I didn't recognize. It was a man with a speech impediment, and I began imitating him. He was the manager of a store I applied at. He wanted to arrange an interview. FML

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By phishy - 05/03/2015 22:26 - United States - Georgetown

Today, I got a call from a potential employer. Unfortunately, I couldn't understand the man due to his incoherent mumbling. I had to decline the job after asking him to repeat everything he said, over and over again. I still don't know exactly which job I declined. FML

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By Mr IT - 24/11/2009 01:47 - Sweden

Today, the company offering the job position that I've been applying for called me up. I wasn't there to answer so they got redirected to my voice mail in which I'm acting like a drunk David Hasselhoff chewing on a cheeseburger. They called me 5 times. FML

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By urrrppp - 26/03/2010 09:44 - Netherlands

Today, I got through to the phone interview stage for a great job. When the phone rang, I answered and suddenly, spontaneously, burped really loudly. The interviewer hung up. FML

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leggomyeggo 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:14

why would you imitate him? that's pretty rude.. ydi.

Lauriebug 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:15

Definitely deserved that. It is never okay to be rude that way.

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anniesaysbueno 0

Monday 25 May 2009 0:57

congrats on winning jerk of the year. the world would be a better place without you in it.

KyleOkposofan 0

Monday 25 May 2009 0:57

As a person with a former speech impediment(when I was a kid, I had a ton of trouble with the letter "r," like in giRl, woRld, etc.), and you deserve it for being such an intolerant douchebag. I hope you are unemployed for the rest of your life for making fun of someone for something they had no control over. I am just glad that you showed your true colors, and thankfully won't be getting the job.

Silent_Harmony 3

Monday 25 May 2009 0:59

YDI for being a jerk! Do you always make fun of people that have disabilities? You must be a very insecure person..

awwwkwarddd 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:04

wow this is awful. it make seem like a hilarious joke to you and your friends, and maybe the guy even laughed along. However, I have a speech impediment (lisp) and a guy in my bio class makes fun of me for it all the time. I know he doesn't mean it that badly cuz were good friends, and I always laugh too, but it really hurts.YDI for being an insensitive prick.

falcon_paunch 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:06

Karma, asshole. YDI.

dan81892 2

Monday 25 May 2009 1:06

wow you're an asshole.

Eumie11 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:08

dude that was so mean.

chaya12 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:09

u dick

shadow_child 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:10

The poor manager. I hope you apologized profusely. Didn't your mother teach you manners?

Doorhandle57 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:14

Anyone who makes fun of others is obviously not mature enough to work at a job where you will most likely encounter people of all sorts. You deseve it for being such a horrible person. Seriously, who does that?