By tkoester - 29/08/2015 04:29 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML
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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

you should be happy! After all those years of marriage, the spark is still there!

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Cads1 24

Sounds like there is a burning issue between them. I wonder what the hot item is.

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ladyg228 15

Well did you bail her out?

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ashleymeshell 15

"That grandpa's on fire... That grandpa's on fiiiirrrrrreeeeee..."

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harmtouch16 11

Well bail her out! If she's been married like 40+ years you know she has put up with enough of his shit! But in al seriousness, I hope everyone's ok.

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Omniprism 14

This. Is awesome. Though you might check into her mental state.

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Tannasgh 22

Ahhh...the joys of oldtimers disease...

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Carlitosfmc 18

Elvis would have called it a "burning love"

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LadyLuck93 20

Damn something you would see in a movie or something.

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ksks1234 33

This FML has made the Iko, Iko song stuck in my head.

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cxsuzanne 6

stop with the puns you awful awful minions. i hope your grandpa is okay OP.

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