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By tkoester - 29/08/2015 04:29 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 998

You deserved it 1 570

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By Grandson - 01/01/2012 13:51 - Australia

Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 877

You deserved it 2 745

By Anonymous - 31/05/2014 20:04 - United States - Brandon

Today, I spent several hours downtown with my violent grandma, after she was arrested for threatening a guy with a gun. His crime? "Trespassing" by ringing the doorbell and asking if she was interested in donating to charity. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 896

You deserved it 3 887

By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 994

You deserved it 3 471

By mymomsstupid - 29/06/2011 14:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 176

You deserved it 3 741

By Taylor Easley - 17/03/2012 04:53 - United States

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 196

You deserved it 3 154

By abygalee - 10/07/2016 20:42 - United States - Akron

Today, my mom hadn't talked to me for 5 days, so worried sick I called my grandpa. She's been in jail, and no one cared to inform me. Great. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 012

You deserved it 721

By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 031

You deserved it 1 501

By dammit - 23/05/2017 04:00

Today, my grandma was arrested for throwing her cane at a man who she thought was mocking her walk. That man was my boyfriend's father, who limps because of his cerebral palsy. He refuses to drop the assault charges. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 844

You deserved it 653

By newniece - 27/01/2010 00:09 - United States

Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 988

You deserved it 2 562

By Anonymous - 15/11/2012 14:54 - United States - Erie

Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 551

You deserved it 49 544

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Saturday 29 August 2015 11:14

you should be happy! After all those years of marriage, the spark is still there!

Cads1 24

Saturday 29 August 2015 11:17

Sounds like there is a burning issue between them. I wonder what the hot item is.

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wtfdude12345 17

Saturday 29 August 2015 12:34

Grandmas will rule the world one day!

zarrganaut 17

Saturday 29 August 2015 12:38

This really needs a follow up. I must learn more! D:

wtfdude12345 17

Saturday 29 August 2015 12:46

#25 i want a follow up too... psychopath grandmother.

mkymouse90 17

Saturday 29 August 2015 14:27

Who said old people can't start drama.

Cityboyyo 13

Sunday 30 August 2015 14:28

No one has ever said that.

jenninyc1128 17

Saturday 29 August 2015 14:31

I guess someone has a hot temper. Or your grandma wanted to have once again that fiery passion in their relationship...

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 29 August 2015 14:41

Gives a new meaning to burn baby burn

SK8WITME 19

Saturday 29 August 2015 14:45

I just hope he's fine lol

ahaas96 4

Saturday 29 August 2015 15:33

Till death do us part

hipposteve 21

Saturday 29 August 2015 16:02

despite the gravity of the situation, this couple sounds cute!

leogachi 15

Saturday 29 August 2015 19:25

@36 I really hope that was sarcasm. If not, please see a therapist.

momof3honeybee 13

Saturday 29 August 2015 16:42

a meme came to mind when i read this.

Rskittles10 16

Saturday 29 August 2015 16:49

Gotta love old people right.

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Today, I was driving without my seatbelt on, when I noticed a police car approaching. I panicked and desperately fumbled around for my seatbelt, only for them to pass by with just a funny look. Then it hit me that I was riding my motorcycle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 551

You deserved it 49 637

Today, my uncle is staying with my family and he just gave me the weirdest 'gift' I've ever gotten. He gave me his used shaver. He said he realized that it's for women, but I find this disgusting. I could maybe sanitize it, but then I would have to touch the hairs on it. I had to pretend to be truly grateful for it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 577

You deserved it 183

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Today, my boyfriend said he's in love with another woman and is leaving me. This wouldn't be as bad if I weren't seven months pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 207

You deserved it 681

Today, I was on the subway when I felt like I was going to faint. I got off the train at the next stop, walked to a bench, but fell over and passed out. When I woke up, I looked around at at least 25 people, who had stepped around me, passed out, in the middle of the platform. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 119

You deserved it 3 275

Today, I found out that if you put tea bags into a cup of hot water, the tea bags will melt. The result: You get to drink and chew tea leaves at the same time, with little bits of actual tea to help make them go down. 0/10, do not recommend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 108

You deserved it 475

Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML

I agree, your life sucks 83 058

You deserved it 6 611

Today, I had to do a Google Image search to prove to my 32-year-old husband that road runners are real animals, and not just made up for Looney Toons. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 755

You deserved it 463

Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared I passed out. I was only on the kiddy hill. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 258

You deserved it 10 746

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