Are you experienced?

By still laughing - 28/08/2015 21:48 - United States - Providence

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Today, I was going down on my boyfriend when he stood up on the bed to get a different experience. I started to get aggressive and pushed him up against the wall. I forgot our bed was on wheels and the bed started sliding away and his body slid down the wall. So much for being sexy. FML
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Cads1 24

Why is your bed on wheels? Do you live in a hospital?

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danthehuman 29

At least you two can have a good laugh about it in the future! :3

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danthehuman 29

At least you two can have a good laugh about it in the future! :3

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vmss4 6

hahaha your boyfriend went out with a bang :')

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Cads1 24

Why is your bed on wheels? Do you live in a hospital?

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False_Stupidity 41

Have you never heard of an ensemble bed? The bases very often have small wheels on the bottom.

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domolovesyoshi 33

Obviously not given they asked the question

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incoherentrmblr 21

Better question is do they have hardwood floors?...

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HappyItalian 38

Looks like you two ended up drifting apart. Literally.

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IssacB 14

(insert Meals on Wheels joke)

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DMA0712 22

You meant to go down on your boyfriend, but your boyfriend went down on the wall.

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