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By dumped - 17/04/2011 21:12 - South Africa

Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 824
You deserved it 3 810

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I can just imagine.. "Hi sweetie, The weather is GREAT, and it's all so beautiful here!! I'm swimming all day long and the bounty beach... just WOW! xoxo John. PS. I'm breaking up with you."

MissMittens 0

I hope he gets attacked by pirates >:(

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Ikushka 3

I think I understand him. Fyl

at least the dude thought of u to send a postcard haha.

staceysgenesis16 0

hahaha vinny lmao .. but your right atleast he broke her heart in a nice way .. hmm .. lol

is that a good or bad thing that I look like him?? hahaha. I don't thing I do.

staceysgenesis16 0

haha !! dnt trip joeman !! lmao its not a bad thing ! if i told you u looked like snooki TTHEN ud hav urself a sloppy situation ! :P

if I looked like the chick I'd kill myself haha.

staceysgenesis16 0

haha oh dont kill yourself !! you hav to do another season !! :O lol jk

staceysgenesis16 0

haha ohhh thx !! that makes me feel good about myself! lmao im hella awsome i kno that >:]

hahaha. u awesome?? don't look like it haha. nah u seem like a cool girl.

hahaha. u awesome?? don't look like it haha. nah u seem like a cool girl.

staceysgenesis16 0

hah !! ohh thxx !! ur a mental !! :] but its okay we all accept your condition .. haha pssh im awsomesaucenesstic stuff!! >:]

mental!? u saying I'm a retard!! wow!! hella hater haha. don't be hating on my swag shawty :)

staceysgenesis16 0

ahahh !! PSSH watchu talkin bout ??! i dont hate :P lolol !! n u said i was mental so if i am you are too !! dumby :]

hahaha. so were retarded together?? that's cool :) and yeah shawty u be hating on my swag :) hahaha. ayy u 16?? u look a little older lol. I'm 16 to tho :)

staceysgenesis16 0

haha okay okay were retarted together lol thatz awsome lmao .. but yeah im 16 hahhh how old do i look ?? 19 ?? bleh im an old woman .. but pssh i dnt hate on swagg !! im no hater !! :)

staceysgenesis16 0

u dnt look 16 !! ur atleast 25!! ahaha jk ur no creeper :P

haha I really look that old?!? damn!! people say I have a baby face lol.

staceysgenesis16 0

haha !! nooo pssh relax i was jk baha u do hav a baby face !! lolol but its okay :D lmao its not a bad thing .. atleast u dont look look older than you are .. like the situation haha

hahaha u hella into jerseyshore huh?? :)

staceysgenesis16 0

hahah well noo not really but ur face kinda got me started on it !! :P sorry bout that lololi like it tho !! ahah

hahaha. my face is sexy ;) lol. ah jerseyshore is cool I guess.

staceysgenesis16 0

haha !! pssh MY awsomeface is sexy !! >:] lmao and yeah its kinda stupid but i think its funny hehe

haha. u hella into yourself huh?? ah I don't blame u. u seem like a cute girl. but that shows wack haha.

staceysgenesis16 0

haha thxx !! but pssh noo im not into myselff i just say that stuff wen im jokin around .. i mean its all true (obviously) lmfao but uhh yeah i think its dumb but like i said its funny n i eventually find myself watching it anyway :P

hahaha u are conseded!! haha. ur hella funny :) lol.

staceysgenesis16 0

haha i am NOT conseded !! is that even how u spell that ??! baha but uhh yeah thhxx ! :D im a humorous person lol ....... retard .. JK muahahahah >:]

who knows how u spell it haha. and wow!! ur the retard. stop lying to yourself. and there u go again hating on my swag!! haha. damn we've been talking a lot haha. I've never really talked to anyone on here lol.

staceysgenesis16 0

haha !! WATT ??!! ur crazy !! theres just no other word that describes u !! ur just a crazy !! lolol n i aint hatin on ur swagg mista i swear !! haha ur swagg is ... awsome ... lmao but yeah i dont think ive ever had an actual convo here before :D thats amazing

haha u know ur hating :) lol. and I know my swags pretty awesome :) haha. ayy I gotta game tomorrow so imma crash out. it was cool talking to u. idk if we'll ever talk again tho!!! :( ahhhh!!! lol. nite :) and u be hating ;D

staceysgenesis16 0

hahah !! pssh yeah look whose conseded noww !! bahahhh !! :P ill talk to u again mentall ! lmao u bee hatin on my FACE >:] goodnight !! haha :)

haha yeah I'll hit u up again :) lol. yeah I'm hella hating on u haha jkjk. u wack :)

staceysgenesis16 0

haha aright then ill .. WOAH WOAH aint u suppost to be in bed ?? get ur ass in bed haterrr !! lol u neeed to be rested so u can hate to ur full potential tomoz !! hehe u wackkkkerzzz ! :)

MEM0817 18
SirEBC 7

How did the mods allow this fuckery?

That sucks. On the bright side, at least he didnt cheat on u, got to give him some cred for that. Assuming that he left u for someone else.

lmaoatall 6

oooh snap, he's picked himself up a caribean queen. sorry op, please feel free to destroy his property, sabatage his personal life. we will not look down upon you for these actions.

Its better than him cheating on you.

what an assface. I hope he get bitten by something and then abducted by pirates! oh! and then put in jail for sleeping with the underage bartender :)

man_in_black08 28

wow wht evil ppl on earth.. since when has having a bf become a birth right?... ppl shud learn to calm the f*** down

61 it's not that he broke up with... her? it's HOW he broke up with him/her the guy should at least gave the decency to break up with her in person by doing this he's basically saying that 1 he doesn't respect her enough to have a conversation with her when he breaks up with her and 2 that their relationship meant so little to him that he doesn't care how totally devastated she would feel he should be able to listen to her and let her express herself

normally yeah he would be an ass but he was in the carribean. not like he could hop on a plane and then go back without paying for em. at least he didn't cheat

Your comment : i wouldnt doubt it. we caribbeans can be men stealers lol. sorry hun. next time send him to disney land not a place where there is women in bikinis everywhere you go

Brax0826 0

Ya Caribbean women are ****** all they do is suck D so it's easy for a guy to cheat when your around ***** like that!

Umm that doesn't sound surprising seeing as how he went on a vacation WITHOUT you. If my bf did that I'd be worried.

mintcar 9

He's getting banged by a Caribbean hottie.