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By dumped - 17/04/2011 21:12 - South Africa

Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 00:00 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and my heart is shattered to pieces. The worst part is we are supposed to go on vacation together in a week, and neither of us is backing out, or giving the other the room, so it looks like we’ll be staying together on vacation for 11 days straight. FML

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Doortje 29

Sunday 17 April 2011 23:51

I can just imagine.. "Hi sweetie, The weather is GREAT, and it's all so beautiful here!! I'm swimming all day long and the bounty beach... just WOW! xoxo John. PS. I'm breaking up with you."

MissMittens 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 23:52

I hope he gets attacked by pirates >:(

Comments

thatnucca 36

Monday 18 April 2011 0:37

Yeah, dishing out endless coconuts and bananas could do that to a man... Fortunately he didn't forget the land he hailed from, but just the woman who he left living it in... Lmao... FYL for real!

greenlantern27 6

Monday 18 April 2011 0:38

Why were you not on the vacation with him?

4XxXo_OxXx4 0

Monday 18 April 2011 0:54

they could be in high school?

c8750 2

Monday 18 April 2011 1:49

Or he brought the girl he broke up with OP for with him

afdude87 6

Monday 18 April 2011 1:00

sexist women are worse than some guys being jerks..

MuffyStJacques 0

Monday 18 April 2011 1:06

Caribbean fever.

perdix 29

Monday 18 April 2011 1:06

It's better than getting the STD he contracted there as a souvenir he brought back for you.

versace_chick 0

Monday 18 April 2011 1:23

Your comment : #36 stfu

perdix 29

Monday 18 April 2011 1:44

You think the STD is better? I won't STFU, but I want to hear what makes the herpes better than a break-up note.

CharleneW 0

Monday 18 April 2011 2:16

Nah, I don't think she believes STD'S are better. In an earlier comment she mentioned being Caribbean... it seems like she is unnecessarily taking offence to your comment...

MEM0817 18

Monday 18 April 2011 11:40

39: I'm pretty sure 36 is saying he's probably out there sleeping around and sowing his wild oats, which in turn most likely leads to contracting STD's. He's not saying that Caribbean people are full of STD's... But way to be defensive... I wonder, is it cause you're spreading the gift that keeps on giving? Just kidding! Don't be telling me or anyone else to stfu. No reason to be overly sensitive.