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Get a cell phone and start sexting you future *****
this happened to me last night, for real. but i was bored. i could have called anyone so i feel sorry
worst FML ever I'd vote meh if I cared enough to vote
i love prank calls. most people hang up on them, but i stay on the line and give them a few tips for a better prank call. i tell them if they're gonna prank call, they can't tell me my refrigerator is running and they can't tell me my pregnancy test just came back positive, they have to be creative. plus, my method is an easy way of finding out who's calling because you can either recognize the voice or they'll just tell you who it is and you'll have a good laugh about it later. oh, my favorite one: *in a high-pitched asian accent* "hi, is this the golden bowl, i want some chicken!" i LOVE prank calls! never hang up on them!
Ok?
This isn't PostSecret.com, bitch.
hahahahaha what a loser
Actually op I'm a girl.
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Aww. :(
Someone needs to head outside. I bet you have at least ONE phone number stored away that you could call.