By Glutton for Punishment. - 07/09/2010 21:30 - France

Today, I got a separation agreement from my wife. It was sent from the lawyer she spent the long weekend with right before she told me it was over. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 076
You deserved it 2 479

Same thing different taste

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AliaChen 5

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fishertruck 0
fishertruck 0

Look at the brightside op, atleast now you can lead a single life without a wife. You don't even have to have a woman around anymore that you constantly have to please.I'm positive the lawyer won't keep her for long and will most likely drop her after he finishes getting what he wants.So if you think about it she wrecked her own life and showed you what kind of person she really is.

Action_Bastard 0

By any chance, is your name Allan Harper? Do you live with your son named Jake and your brother named Charlie Harper? If not, then you should have your own show too.

PurplePigeon 0

Jake doesn't actually live with Alan, and Judith is with a pediatrician, not a lawyer.

Feel for you man. It is so hard to find someone who doesn't betray you, god knows I've had my share of truly horrible women. Hang in there there are good ones I swear.

And Freeze can hold our hair. Gotta let him exercise all of that warmhearted compassion or he might explode with frustrated kindness. ;) Ooh! Who's got the karaoke machine?!

yea, it's because she was planning the divorce.duh

gwldbcp 0

In most states it's a serious violation of the rules of professional ethics for an attorney to have a sexual relationship with a client he's representing on a matrimonial matter. The adultery only provides grounds for divorce, it won't prevent your wife from taking your stuff.

beckoned 0

3 words: Conflict of interest. I've seen at least one comment that has said the same thing in a different way, thought I'd just sum it up.

Ypu have an advantage then. A lawyer shouldn't have any relations with their clients, bring that up in court. :)