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By Glutton for Punishment. - 07/09/2010 21:30 - France

Today, I got a separation agreement from my wife. It was sent from the lawyer she spent the long weekend with right before she told me it was over. FML

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By GeeTwo - 21/02/2012 18:45 - United States

Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML

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By haphazard2007 - 02/01/2012 09:44 - United States

Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML

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By TCRII - 28/03/2018 01:30

Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML

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Get over it

By DD. - 08/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML

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By divorced - 19/08/2010 10:01 - United States

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

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By an unlucky man - 05/08/2016 09:37 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

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What happens in Vegas doesn't stay there?

By Markeesha - 15/07/2018 19:30 - United States - Eaton

Today, I got a letter from the state that I'm being divorced. I've never been married. FML

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By hahahaha090114 - 30/01/2010 18:59 - United States

Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML

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By screwed - 18/06/2011 08:51 - United States

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

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By mj - 05/06/2011 20:20 - United States

Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Wednesday 8 September 2010 1:21

You were dumped for a LAWYER? Yep, FYL.

AliaChen 5

Wednesday 8 September 2010 1:20

she's a bitch, forget her

Comments

oldenuff2party 3

Wednesday 8 September 2010 6:06

don't worry man he's. a lawer. how good can he be?

thebigbread 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 6:13

what a *****!

PurplePigeon 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 6:18

this is some Lifetime stuff right here.

FFML_314 11

Wednesday 8 September 2010 6:50

Yes, exactly! OP you should definitely quit your job and get a better one, so your sleazy, lying, bitchy, manipulative wife will come crawling back to you. Make sure you do everything she asks. Buy her all the jewelry in the world and cater to her every need. Idiot.