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By Wick - 26/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML

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Today, I got so anxious while trying to fight the ticket I got earlier this month that I passed out in front of the judge. FML

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By Andre - 29/07/2010 10:56 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML

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TurtleGenius 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:06

Way to learn from your mistakes. Kudos man. I bet court went well...

Consequences 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:07

Maybe this time you'll learn. Probably not, though.

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omgfmlallday 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 11:05

Dumbass

monique8axel 6

Friday 23 March 2012 21:59

Dumbass o.o

shanhigh 2

Tuesday 8 May 2012 23:01

hmmm...here's an idea...how bout you stop speeding...just a suggestion.....

shanhigh 2

Tuesday 8 May 2012 23:03

OP: aww a speeding ticket. uh-oh.. I'm gonna be late for court! *drives pretty fast* *then gets speeding ticket and has to go to court again* hahaha am I the only one who thinks this might go on and on and on....?

vinylscratchp0n3 23

Monday 9 June 2014 20:17

To be fair, America's speed limits are pretty lethargic. I wish the lawmakers would get their archaic heads out of their asses and change the massively outdated automotive regulations.

cutiepie9998 4

Monday 27 October 2014 5:15

Wow ur life must SUCK!! ?

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 25 December 2014 8:42

Did you not learn your lesson the first time around?

HUGBUG 23

Wednesday 27 May 2015 20:41

Go for the triple

KarmaRules4 7

Saturday 19 March 2016 22:34

YDI for not learning your lesson.

Karmarocks946 9

Sunday 11 December 2016 20:18

Ydi for two reasons. Not learning your lesson, and intentionally endangering others

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