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By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 01:47 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan for homecoming. While I was dancing, I got really sweaty and the spray tan rubbed off on the guy's white tux. FML

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By huulo - 16/11/2010 10:07

Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML

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By tan disaster - 27/02/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I went to get my spray tan before my semi-formal. After I applied lotion to the bottom of my feet as instructed, I went in the booth and began to start the tanning session. I lost my balance and fell right as the machine began to spray. I look like a spotted cheetah. FML

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By Sh.H - 23/02/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, before a big formal banquet, I went tanning because I wanted to look good in my cocktail dress. I got out of the tanning bed only to realize that I had left my socks on. FML

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By Ellowise - 24/12/2009 10:06 - Belgium

Today, I used the tanning booth for the first time. Not only was I so white that I received first-degree burns all over my body, but I also forgot to remove my knee-high socks. FML

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Hurry up

By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 18:07 - United States

Today, while running late to my sister's wedding and rushing to get ready, I accidentally grabbed my travel size shaving cream can in place of my body spray, and quickly drew a blue foaming line across my rental tux. FML

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By tgstreaks - 23/04/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML

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By ilovedirt - 10/07/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML

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Trumped

By Anonymous - 23/10/2019 18:00

Today, I decided to get a spray tan. I'm now more orange than the current president of the United States. FML

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By Wannabees - 03/04/2012 05:13 - Canada

Today, I decided to spray tan myself. Five minutes later, I had to pee, so I did. Not only do I now have two orange stripes on my toilet bowl, but I also have two big white stripes on the back of my thighs. FML

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Weird pick up line, but OK

By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 17:16 - United States - Pensacola

Today, I went out clubbing with a few friends. A cute guy pointed at me from the bar and motioned for me to come over. I was excited and did just that. Turns out he just wanted to ask me if I'd thought about seeing a doctor for my jaundice. No, I just overdid my spray tan. FML

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FFML_314 11

Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:03

YDI for getting a fake tan. Period.

Marvin_Android 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:01

Sounds horrific. At least you used a spray instead of natural sunlight, thereby dodging cancer. Unless, of course, that spray tan causes cancer in your species as well. That wouldn't surprise me at all. It would just be par for the course: you dodge one thing just to throw yourself at something worse. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

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NitroTonicsFML 4

Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:36

tux probably looks better with that shit anyways. come to think of it you should just spray that guys tux with it.

katelynjoy 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:45

Ewww I dislike fake tans. Makes you look like an Umpa Lumpa!

kfrizzle2 4

Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:47

Yeah, not liking the "Oompa Loompa" look on woman. I prefer tan. Real tan. Also, white Tuxedo's are stupid.

analyzewithin 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:48

Way to go, genius!!! Let's hope you also didn't procreate the same night bwwahahahahhahaa More vitamin c, less faux glow. +/-

TurboTalon 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:54

Vitamin d......

analyzewithin 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:59

Yeah..... noticed that AFTER I posted. gah.

TriNiBaByDoLL 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:49

YDI retard...be happy with the way God made you dumb ass! Fake ass bitch!!!

Kesler_17 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 22:45

Take it easy there, champ.

SAMHAlN 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 0:48

wow that was totally called for

cbr600_fml 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 10:02

ydi for being white

PieInTheSky24 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 10:12

YDI for wearing fake tan :/ just get a real one, oompa loompas aren't attractive. same goes for girls who plaster them self in make up and turn orange. women these days :/

sweetdreams999 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 10:27

lmfao! you deserve it Barbie.

abbyroxursox 11

Wednesday 29 September 2010 10:40

lol fake tan=disaster waiting to happen. it's called sun light haha get some of that no need to fake it

mpclaw 3

Wednesday 29 September 2010 10:58

are your boobs fake as well?

Efilyn 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 15:05

ROFLMAO. Epic. :D

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