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By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 01:47 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan for homecoming. While I was dancing, I got really sweaty and the spray tan rubbed off on the guy's white tux. FML

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By huulo - 16/11/2010 10:07

Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML

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By tan disaster - 27/02/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I went to get my spray tan before my semi-formal. After I applied lotion to the bottom of my feet as instructed, I went in the booth and began to start the tanning session. I lost my balance and fell right as the machine began to spray. I look like a spotted cheetah. FML

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By Sh.H - 23/02/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, before a big formal banquet, I went tanning because I wanted to look good in my cocktail dress. I got out of the tanning bed only to realize that I had left my socks on. FML

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By Ellowise - 24/12/2009 10:06 - Belgium

Today, I used the tanning booth for the first time. Not only was I so white that I received first-degree burns all over my body, but I also forgot to remove my knee-high socks. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 18:07 - United States

Today, while running late to my sister's wedding and rushing to get ready, I accidentally grabbed my travel size shaving cream can in place of my body spray, and quickly drew a blue foaming line across my rental tux. FML

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By tgstreaks - 23/04/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML

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By ilovedirt - 10/07/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2019 18:00

Today, I decided to get a spray tan. I'm now more orange than the current president of the United States. FML

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By Wannabees - 03/04/2012 05:13 - Canada

Today, I decided to spray tan myself. Five minutes later, I had to pee, so I did. Not only do I now have two orange stripes on my toilet bowl, but I also have two big white stripes on the back of my thighs. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 17:16 - United States - Pensacola

Today, I went out clubbing with a few friends. A cute guy pointed at me from the bar and motioned for me to come over. I was excited and did just that. Turns out he just wanted to ask me if I'd thought about seeing a doctor for my jaundice. No, I just overdid my spray tan. FML

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FFML_314 11

Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:03

YDI for getting a fake tan. Period.

Marvin_Android 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:01

Sounds horrific. At least you used a spray instead of natural sunlight, thereby dodging cancer. Unless, of course, that spray tan causes cancer in your species as well. That wouldn't surprise me at all. It would just be par for the course: you dodge one thing just to throw yourself at something worse. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

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skittle68 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 17:57

Um yea real fans are better if you want to look like a leathery, wrinkled hag when you are 40. I prefer to just be white. That is how I was born, and there is no reason I should try to change it

charmander1241 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 18:26

Willy Wonka wants you to get back to work OP.

peete182 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 19:00

I feel more sorry for the guy who paid for a tuxedo only to have some bimbo wipe bright orange shit all over it

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 29 September 2010 20:56

Maybe I'm just weird, but I'd much rather be pale than get a fake tan...

TheZarola 10

Wednesday 29 September 2010 21:42

No, you're not weird. I totally agree.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 29 September 2010 23:28

I love being ghostly white! :)

kenshinjapan 2

Wednesday 29 September 2010 23:03

Today I went to my homecoming dance. While dancing with my date, her spray tan came off on my white tuxedo. FML

jimmylundberg 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 23:22

lulz.

audiogasmic 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 23:34

While I commend you for getting a spray on tan instead of a cancer-laden tanning bed tan, YDI still for feeling the need to conform to society's standards of beauty and not being happy with the skin you have. I love being pale.

peacelovekat 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 1:24

u would have to be grinding - wink wink-

davek 36

Thursday 30 September 2010 1:31

You know when you've been Tango'd.

GamerChik 2

Thursday 30 September 2010 2:18

wow really fake tans r retarded just stay ur natural color but i guess im luky 4 bein naturally tan :)

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