By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 01:47 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan for homecoming. While I was dancing, I got really sweaty and the spray tan rubbed off on the guy's white tux. FML
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FFML_314 11

YDI for getting a fake tan. Period.

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Marvin_Android 0

Sounds horrific. At least you used a spray instead of natural sunlight, thereby dodging cancer. Unless, of course, that spray tan causes cancer in your species as well. That wouldn't surprise me at all. It would just be par for the course: you dodge one thing just to throw yourself at something worse. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

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KansasCity 0

YDI for going with a guy who wears a white tux. Tanning fail.

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erik02gutierrez 0

f his life for getting fake tan crap on his suit and also f his life for having an oompa loompa as his homecoming date

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nuts_in_your_fac 1

HDi for wearing a white tux. Yes, a douche. was he trying to be ironic? Unless it wasxa 1850's dance, and it was a dinner jacket with black trousers . . . then he sucks. Oh, how the orange of your face must have looked next to his white jacket. . . Did your silver eye shadow drip onto your date as well?

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Agreed! The silver eyeliner bit made me lol. I pictured John Travolta's white leisure suit from Saturday Night Fever, though, instead of a dinner jacket. :}

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catatonicsleep 17

If the tux is rented he's in trouble... I wonder if he will send OP the dry cleaning bill...

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TashaLenaKitty 0

YDI,honestly you're dumb for getting a spray tan why not go TO A TANNING BED?! lol

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Godless26 1

or just sit out in the sun, instead of being a dumbass and paying for something that occurs naturally

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5t3ff1k4h 44

@ both of you - Yeah, because skin cancer's all the rage right now.

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Godless26 1

so you would rather cower indoors all the time in fear of cancer? i would rather live my life and not be such a pantophobe

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5t3ff1k4h 44

I don't have a fear of the outdoors. I don't know how you gather that from my point that outdoor tanning will lead to skin cancer. I'm outside all the time, but I'm in the shade when I can be, I wear a moisturizer with SPF, and I don't lay outside and bake.

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Dragons_corner 6

glowstixz alive and I agree fake tans are stupid real ones are better.

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Dragons_corner 6

where did the z come from? I hit xx twice well it could be xxx

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Independantlove 0

uhhhmmmm. ew? not the fml, but the fake tan. girlie if you are white, try going outside and get some sun instead of post up on fmylife.com ;) just sayyyiiinnn 0:-) fml 4 the white tux date ydi though OP

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karimkz 0

even if u were a girl and that touched me id stick u

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