By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 01:47 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan for homecoming. While I was dancing, I got really sweaty and the spray tan rubbed off on the guy's white tux. FML
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FFML_314 11

YDI for getting a fake tan. Period.

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Marvin_Android 0

Sounds horrific. At least you used a spray instead of natural sunlight, thereby dodging cancer. Unless, of course, that spray tan causes cancer in your species as well. That wouldn't surprise me at all. It would just be par for the course: you dodge one thing just to throw yourself at something worse. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

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skorpien 1

You do realize homecoming usually happens at the same time every year, right? I mean it's not like you didn't have months ahead of time to work on your tan. Summer months I might add. And WTF were you thinking getting a spray tan if you knew you were going to be dancing that close with your date? YDI for being too stupid to get a spray tan and not having the foresight to use a fixative so that you don't melt all over your date's clothing.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

100% agree. Took the words out of my mouth.

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SubjectX 0

spray tans are bad and you should FEEL bad. I hope the suit want too expensive do your sake, because you should pay to get it cleaned.

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djh2006 0

okay women who cares what all these ***** say on here! at least you care what you look like, all of you on here that posted something ,your ugly or white as shit. being way white is gross having some color to the skin makes you look better, and for the future don't get a spray on tan just go tanning 2 weeks before your event !!!

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Godless26 1

no, being white or pale is not gross, a lot of people find it attractive. and you probably spend all day in the sun so by this point your skin looks like a friggin leather purse...just because you ruined your body doesnt mean you should encourage others to do the same. plus, why do you think people are ugly just because they hate spray tans? Calling people "White as shit" is a RACIST as shit attitude.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#102 It's true, lots of people do find being pale more attractive than fake tans or tans obtained by tanning beds.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Shit's white now? Hmmm... What have you been eating?!

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LilaBear 1

my husband has always said he would far rather a woman with pale, smooth and soft skin than one with tan leathery wrinkly skin. If you're 18 your naturally tanned skin might not be leathery and wrinkly now, but just wait fifteen years.

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musiciangirl591 16

i love being pale :)

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theian01 3

Paying for any kind of tan is stupid. Either you pay to be orange or pay for a naturally occurring rays.

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mmmonique 6

usually you shower at least once between when you get the spray tan and when your "event" is, which means that any tanner which is not absorbed by the skin should be washed away. sweating should not make the tanner rub off once you've had a shower...

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metalr82 0

what is it with you dumb chicks and having a tan?

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StaciCarol 2

Did you dye your hair a fake ass almost white shitty blonde too?if you want a tan, go outside and lay down for five minutes a day if you're so desperate. Makes you look better and not as fake. Can add an athletic touch, too. Takes away from your laziness to get a fake tan. And he deserves the orange shit on his suit since he wore a white one. And think about your dress. HAHA ITS PROBRALY ORANGE NOW.

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LilaBear 1

and lying unprotected in the sun, even for 5 minutes a day, could give you deadly cancer in some climates. What a stupid recommendation. A good spray tanner will make it look natural and there's no risk of it killing you.

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Cowgirl_boots 0

I get spray tans all the time! and mine NEVER look orange and it's not my fault I was born ghostly white and want a little tan woithout skin cancer.! people on the site are so annoying.

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Dogbite1313 5

I so agree professional spray tans look real, I'd rather that than cancer. I do tan in the sun or tanning bed for long periods of time, but then end up looking like leather give me Fake Bake any day.

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KailaMarie 0

I get spray tans a lot too! And if you go to a good person, you never come out orange. Atleast I never have anyways. That's why they made spray tans, so you don't have to look pale, or lay in a tanning bed!!!

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