Love: Today, I got a spray tan for homecoming. While I was dancing,... - FML

By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 01:47 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan for homecoming. While I was dancing, I got really sweaty and the spray tan rubbed off on the guy's white tux. FML

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By huulo - 16/11/2010 10:07

Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML

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By tan disaster - 27/02/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I went to get my spray tan before my semi-formal. After I applied lotion to the bottom of my feet as instructed, I went in the booth and began to start the tanning session. I lost my balance and fell right as the machine began to spray. I look like a spotted cheetah. FML

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By Sh.H - 23/02/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, before a big formal banquet, I went tanning because I wanted to look good in my cocktail dress. I got out of the tanning bed only to realize that I had left my socks on. FML

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By Ellowise - 24/12/2009 10:06 - Belgium

Today, I used the tanning booth for the first time. Not only was I so white that I received first-degree burns all over my body, but I also forgot to remove my knee-high socks. FML

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Hurry up

By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 18:07 - United States

Today, while running late to my sister's wedding and rushing to get ready, I accidentally grabbed my travel size shaving cream can in place of my body spray, and quickly drew a blue foaming line across my rental tux. FML

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By tgstreaks - 23/04/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML

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By ilovedirt - 10/07/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML

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Trumped

By Anonymous - 23/10/2019 18:00

Today, I decided to get a spray tan. I'm now more orange than the current president of the United States. FML

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By Wannabees - 03/04/2012 05:13 - Canada

Today, I decided to spray tan myself. Five minutes later, I had to pee, so I did. Not only do I now have two orange stripes on my toilet bowl, but I also have two big white stripes on the back of my thighs. FML

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Weird pick up line, but OK

By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 17:16 - United States - Pensacola

Today, I went out clubbing with a few friends. A cute guy pointed at me from the bar and motioned for me to come over. I was excited and did just that. Turns out he just wanted to ask me if I'd thought about seeing a doctor for my jaundice. No, I just overdid my spray tan. FML

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FFML_314 11

Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:03

YDI for getting a fake tan. Period.

Marvin_Android 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:01

Sounds horrific. At least you used a spray instead of natural sunlight, thereby dodging cancer. Unless, of course, that spray tan causes cancer in your species as well. That wouldn't surprise me at all. It would just be par for the course: you dodge one thing just to throw yourself at something worse. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

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anonhxc 0

Friday 1 October 2010 12:28

Glowstixx_ speaks the truth, as do many of the people replying to this FML. it might help if you weren't such a guinea loving ****.

DakotaCat 4

Friday 1 October 2010 22:52

Tans are ugy anyway

Vanessa209 0

Monday 4 October 2010 11:30

If you know your gonna do something sweaty always get a real tan lol

Stephshaw36 0

Monday 14 February 2011 6:58

He deserved it for wearing a white tux

baden18830 5

Monday 9 May 2011 11:23

YDI. spray on tans are for jersey shore trash

Chad_the_Brony 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 10:19

Real tans are better, huh? Let me quote the Australian skin cancer ad: 'Tanning is skin cells in trauma. There's nothing safe about a tan'.

newburton13 26

Wednesday 22 February 2012 23:50

Moral of the story? Love yourself the way you are.

LexieWins 0

Wednesday 10 October 2012 9:41

Why is everyone hating on spray tans? Maybe she had weird tan lines or something. It doesn't make her fake. I bet you all got your hair and makeup done for prom. Does that make you superficial ? Chill out people. And the guy's lame for wearing a white tux.

musiciangirl591 16

Thursday 28 March 2013 1:50

i can understand the spray tan and wanting to get all dolled up for the big dance, but who wears a white tux to a homecoming dance, i understand prom or a wedding, but homecoming seriously?

KBurns207 17

Thursday 13 June 2013 3:51

This is what Jersey Shore does to kids.

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