Health: Today, I got a sunburn all over my stomach from a tanning bed....

By erika - 28/07/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I got a sunburn all over my stomach from a tanning bed. In an attempt to relieve the itching, I looked up natural treatments since we have no aloe. After trying yogurt, milk and mayo I found out that our water was shut off so the shower could be fixed. I now reek of mayo and milk. FML

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By Username - 28/07/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, I got the worst sunburn I've ever had in my life, and then discovered I'm allergic to aloe when I went to treat the burn with some gel. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 18:42 - United States - Lebanon

Today, I found out that I am allergic to one of the preservatives that they put in aloe. I found this out after I put some on a severe sunburn I have. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itchy as well. FML

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By anonymous - 10/02/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML

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Today, I found out that the shampoo I’ve been using has yogurt in, following a prank my boyfriend did. Turns out he forgot about it and I’ve been using it for 5 days now. FML

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By miss tomato - 08/06/2012 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML

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Today, I spilled boiling water on my legs. A coworker told me that putting mustard on the burn would heal it. I ended up at the emergency room. When people walked by I could hear them say "it smells like hot dogs". FML

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Today, after an extremely stressful day, I took a hot bath when I got home. I used my little sister's bubble bath to make it more enjoyable and relaxing. I then broke out in hives. I guess I'm allergic to bubble bath. FML

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By whitey - 09/01/2011 11:11 - Australia

Today, I went to the beach. After applying sunscreen liberally and doing my best to stay out of the sun, I came home with the worst sunburn I have ever had. I almost needed to go to the hospital. I am officially too pale to be allowed outside in summer. FML

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MaramaBreaksFace 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 16:14

YDI. Tanning is stupid. Seriously. Do you want skin cancer?

vvvalori 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 16:14

YDI for artificial tanning. It's worse for you than natural sunlight. And how can lying in a bed for two minutes beat walking outside? Ever? Also, even if Mayo were a remedy...why would you put it on your body????? EW.

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juicyfruit23 0

Monday 10 August 2009 23:21

is says they didnt have aloe not that it isnt natural dumbass. tanning is stupid. and btw you're supposed to use HONEY. look it up it actually works. and you could go to a rec center or something to take a shower

youcrazyfool 0

Friday 21 August 2009 9:09

#116 you fail . # 114 was obviously saying that if the op managed to get to the tanning salon then there must have been a way to have gone to the shop to buy some aloe you fool!....

secretvampire13 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 5:25

ydi for tanning. hav fun with skin cancer in 20 years

allichap2012 0

Monday 11 April 2011 11:31

vinegar works great, it takes the burn and itch away.

michelleissexy 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 6:22

Just a question, an ITCHING sunburn? Never heard of that.

WhoopsMyBad459 7

Sunday 8 April 2012 21:09

Some people may like tanning. And maybe she doesn't have a car or something or there was no grocery store nearby. Hop off

sheerem 7

Monday 11 June 2012 16:33

YDI 1. for using tanning beds 2. You would think you could feel your skin burning... 3. Don't complain when you get skin cancer, if you're stupid enough to tan in a bed, YDI