By erika - 28/07/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I got a sunburn all over my stomach from a tanning bed. In an attempt to relieve the itching, I looked up natural treatments since we have no aloe. After trying yogurt, milk and mayo I found out that our water was shut off so the shower could be fixed. I now reek of mayo and milk. FML
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MaramaBreaksFace 0

YDI. Tanning is stupid. Seriously. Do you want skin cancer?

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vvvalori 0

YDI for artificial tanning. It's worse for you than natural sunlight. And how can lying in a bed for two minutes beat walking outside? Ever? Also, even if Mayo were a remedy...why would you put it on your body????? EW.

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OIF_my_life 0

YDI for paying the tanning salon instead of the water bill

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xxXChiiXxx 2

OH MY GOD! DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO READ!?!? It says, RIGHT THERE, that her water was shut off to FIX THE SHOWER!!!!

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Bud_fml 16

Seriously, you fail Pure and simple fail

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Bud_fml 16

Step 1. Get towel Step 2. Go to sink Step 3. Get towel wet Step 4. Clean Simple

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leisl14 0

it says the water was shut off sooo not that easy

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pastrychef_fml 0

there is a thing called bottled water, dumbass.

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russianredgirl 0

only fat people get burnt in tanning beds so YDI for having a fat stomach

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just_me_tmp 0

I agree. This is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard. Dumb shit.

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uhskeeper155 0

apparently you're retarded, it specifically says she had no aloe. dumbass

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MadeOfAwesome 1

How many times do you have to hear on the news that tanning beds are awful before you get it through your thick skulls, people?! Honestly. You ******* deserved it

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californicated 0

...you really couldn't have picked up some aloe at the store? it can't be more than 5 dollars. ydi

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