By LucidNightmare - 27/01/2013 05:38 - United States - Englewood

Today, I got a text from an unknown number saying, "You shouldn't be eating that." I was eating a piece of chocolate, cheating on my diet. FML
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carry_on 19

At least your stalker is looking out for your health...

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anabelgraceaxton_fml 15

You could do so much better, don't cheat on your diet, it's not worth it.

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chocolateisyum 12

Time to change your number... And lock on the front door.

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v1kt4r 13

Well... You shouldn't have been eating it..

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Steve95401 49

Jenny Craig is stalking you.

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Jordath_Fil 11

For some reason your laughter ruined the joke.. JERK!

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rosenkrieger223 21

MAY have a stalker? What on Earth would have given you that idea? /sarcasm

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luminos_ 9

You can be miserable before eating that chocolate and you can be miserable after eating that chocolate but you'll never be miserable WHILE eating it. Enjoy.

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Pretty_reckless_fml 18

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Abbbiiieeeeeeeee 16

The food police are on to you, bro! Never underestimate their food-spotting powers.

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oj101 33

Are you the obese guy who pushed his way past the pregnant lady for a seat? I certainly hope so.

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misslifeguard 7

Congrats!! You have a stalker.

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Synapsky 10

Maybe this stalker person meant to text their dog

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Synapsky 10

Ain't nobody got time for canine seizures.

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Neonemerld 21

Ain't nobody got time for your comments.

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