Love: Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly...

By Desperate_measures - 16/01/2010 12:22 - Greece

Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 096

You deserved it 14 776

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 089

You deserved it 11 028

By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 374

You deserved it 8 787

So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 17/02/2024 09:00 - Germany

Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 206

You deserved it 446

FIFA 2020

By kicking with love - 06/03/2020 21:10

Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 362

You deserved it 716

By Anonymous - 01/09/2014 14:08 - United States

Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 625

You deserved it 45 012

By promdump - 07/03/2009 02:55 - United States

Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML

I agree, your life sucks 79 452

You deserved it 7 765

By Mark Allan - 25/03/2012 16:06 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 265

You deserved it 7 692

By Anonymous - 10/06/2012 06:24 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I used a prank app, where you shake the cell, and it makes the screen looks cracked. I ended up losing my grip on the phone. It went flying, and it is now cracked for real. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 952

You deserved it 36 646

Get it now?

By poopooppachuu - 11/10/2011 07:32 - United States

Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 114

You deserved it 6 126

Dude, why?

By Anonymous - 30/07/2023 06:00

Today, I texted sweet nothings to a phone number written on the side of my tumble dryer, thinking my crush had left it there, all cute like. Turns out the phone number belongs to my landlord’s maintenance guy, who was not at all flattered by my midnight serenade. FML

I agree, your life sucks 140

You deserved it 1 475

gravityplanx 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 19:48

So... let me get this straight... You somehow stalkerishly got this guys phone number without him knowing you had it. You texted him without ever telling him who you were or giving him your phone number. He didn't text back for a while but it seems you kept texting him anyway. Then he finally responded and you were surprised that he wasn't happy? oh... and "FIRSSSTTTTT" FHL

Seventytimeseven 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 19:55

ummm if you're old enough to drive shouldn't you be old enough to not act like a creepy stalker and text a guy who you clearly don't know well without so much as revealing who you are seemingly repeatedly?

Comments

Emperor_Jim 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 17:44

Let that be a lesson to you: Texting is retarded.

jimbeam1 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 2:09

I have to poop bad!!!!!

hotcheergirly19 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 4:02

wow op ur a creeper if sum1 did tht 2 me I wud have my bf kill themmmm haha

makis_fml 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 21:41

kala na ta pa8eis.. eisai aksolipith...

allykrystal1234 1

Friday 19 November 2010 5:42

your a creepy bitch, on his dick like a glue stick ahaaa

cassidy_bright 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 14:57

I like how everybody is calling her a creeper even though they don't know what she said to him. It may have been a simple, "Hi." catching him on a bad day. People are just assholes OP, just act like you texted the wrong number. (:

Grayscale 9

Friday 19 August 2011 10:10

If someone ever do something to get my number without me knowing it, and I don't even know who she is... and she even text me, no matter what the message was, I'd still thought of her as creepy.

Grayscale 9

Friday 19 August 2011 10:23

If someone ever do something to get my number without me knowing it, and I don't even know who she is... and she even text me, no matter what the message was, I'd still thought of her as creepy.

iteenlovequotes 19

Wednesday 25 April 2012 21:06

that sucks

sucksferyoubro 0

Saturday 15 September 2012 8:11

I don't think you're a stalker, when I get someone's number (even if it's from them) they still have to ask who it is when I text them the first time. If you thought he knew it was you then sorry, but don't feel too bad.