By Geewizz - 05/04/2009 08:35 - United States

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend that she was tanning naked. I replied saying I wished I was there to make tanning more fun. She replied saying that its ok because Kevin was there. My girlfriend was tanning naked with another guy over. FML
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nomadxx7 0

Harsh. As for the dude being gay, I'm sure if the OP and his GF were together for a period of time he'd have met her friends (including the gay friend). Otherwise I'd talk to her, find out who he is and then probably dump her. I would never be naked around my girl friends since I have a girlfriend and that would be disrespectful. I guess the best course of action would be to figure out who Kevin is (gay or not). If he isn't then find a cute girl friend and then find a situation where you could be naked and hopefully when your girlfriend texts you you can use the same line against her. That's the best way to mindfuck someone. Use the same situation against them so they can walk in your shoes for a while. That way if she dumps your or gets mad at you then you have an excuse to tell her what you really think of the situation she was in. And if she was "joking" about a guy being over there that's just wrong in general and definitely not something you'd do to someone you supposedly love.

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BigLord 0

#27 is right lol. Funny how so many FMLs lately have being about other people effing other people.

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ello_ello 0

Simple solution is to find some ***** out there (and there are many to choose from) and just cheat on your gf behind her back.. even if she is kidding she sounds like a *****. Don't be caught with your pants up, strike first! she is a *****!

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Carribu 0

LOL #34 At any rate, it's also possible that she's completely dense and doesn't think you care. Before people get their panties in a wad about this, I know a lot of girls who are like that. They think their boyfriend wouldn't care no matter what the circumstance is. Hope he's gay.

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dcapp 0

time for a new girlfriend hahahahahah #34

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seitosilver 0

Maybe Kevin is her dog

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Banthestrandland 0

Ohhh, #37--so close, yet so far...

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yourpathetic 0

its a pretty dick move to do this even if its a joke. Who the hell would mind **** there bf or gf? I agree with what was said eariler, Mind **** her back, and if she gets mad or breaks up it lets her walk in your shoes for a bit. Id find out about this other dude and if shit is happening, whip his ass.

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kk_fml 0

one of my best girl friends' names is Kevin. possibility?

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