By Geewizz - 05/04/2009 08:35 - United States

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend that she was tanning naked. I replied saying I wished I was there to make tanning more fun. She replied saying that its ok because Kevin was there. My girlfriend was tanning naked with another guy over. FML
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nomadxx7 0

Harsh. As for the dude being gay, I'm sure if the OP and his GF were together for a period of time he'd have met her friends (including the gay friend). Otherwise I'd talk to her, find out who he is and then probably dump her. I would never be naked around my girl friends since I have a girlfriend and that would be disrespectful. I guess the best course of action would be to figure out who Kevin is (gay or not). If he isn't then find a cute girl friend and then find a situation where you could be naked and hopefully when your girlfriend texts you you can use the same line against her. That's the best way to mindfuck someone. Use the same situation against them so they can walk in your shoes for a while. That way if she dumps your or gets mad at you then you have an excuse to tell her what you really think of the situation she was in. And if she was "joking" about a guy being over there that's just wrong in general and definitely not something you'd do to someone you supposedly love.

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julian1179 0

maby it isn't who you think it is, maby it's her gay friend, or a woman named Kevin (I've heard worse) or maby even her brother don't assume what you don't know, that tends to end good relationships

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benny2465 0

your girlfriend is a *****.. no wait a DUMB *****

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daniirae 0

umm. who in the world would tan naked with their brother?! ewwy.

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BirdieCurls 25

#127 It's actually normal for many people I know. They just have a close enough relationship to not find it weird. Though I do doubt her brother was sitting watching her tan. And #120... what

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teotsi 28

Maybe she refers to a pet or sth? Like she has a cat she calls Kevin...

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kwbuzz23wk 0

or just play it off like a joke, some girls have sense of humors too. and if they are at a tanning bed she will be naked, and he may be gay. if it is at her house then maybe there is more to it and you could have something to be upset about

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michelle4srs 0

Hahaha, sucks for you. But, maybe Kevin is gay? You never know.

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12dcevin 5

does it really matter shes with another guy I would be pissed if he was gay or not

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woooaaaaa 0

is he gay? does your girlfriend own a tanning bed? im confused.

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nomadxx7 0

Harsh. As for the dude being gay, I'm sure if the OP and his GF were together for a period of time he'd have met her friends (including the gay friend). Otherwise I'd talk to her, find out who he is and then probably dump her. I would never be naked around my girl friends since I have a girlfriend and that would be disrespectful. I guess the best course of action would be to figure out who Kevin is (gay or not). If he isn't then find a cute girl friend and then find a situation where you could be naked and hopefully when your girlfriend texts you you can use the same line against her. That's the best way to mindfuck someone. Use the same situation against them so they can walk in your shoes for a while. That way if she dumps your or gets mad at you then you have an excuse to tell her what you really think of the situation she was in. And if she was "joking" about a guy being over there that's just wrong in general and definitely not something you'd do to someone you supposedly love.

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Dirtysalamander1 13

that's a mind of a child

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lovergirl123 0

It's probably a joke, why else would she TELL you that she was naked with another guy?

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itsTiffany 0

Lmao, you poor guy. Can you imagine what she does that she doesn't tell you? Unless it was a joke, like #8 said.

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