By whatadaydanny - 10/10/2012 13:58 - Dominica

Today, I got a text message from my boss that read, "You've been very bad. Severe punishment is in order." I'm not sure whether I should be turned on or terrified. FML
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whatadaydanny 12

I replied with a simple "Oh really?"; pretty mid-ground comment if you ask me :) And she is a woman. In the office right now and she just smiled at me.

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hunteer9 5

I'd be turned on and terrified. Make it simpler

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sannyxnj 2

Very 50 shades. I'd be turned on. ;)

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bethrocksya 9

Well sounds like you'll have a nice project to work on now! Have fun OP!

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kelseymill124 0

Sounds like Fifty Shades of Grey (; In that case I'd be turned on!

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whatadaydanny 12

I replied with a simple "Oh really?"; pretty mid-ground comment if you ask me :) And she is a woman. In the office right now and she just smiled at me.

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unknown_user5566 26

So... were you actually in trouble, or was it a bold flirtation?

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Yunadori 13

Oh lala~ Better get ready for your punishment, you dirty, dirty boy.

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KiddNYC1O 20

It's the dimples. And you look like Usher a bit.

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TweetAnne 13

Thanks for clearing that up. I wouldn't do it if I were you, tell your boss it's never good to mix business with pleasure. Unless of course one of you quits.

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rebelbelle 17

Haha just be careful, don't let this get away from you.

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Q94 5

Aaaaaaaaaahhh yeahhhh....~Barry White

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Neesalun 20

And still it makes wonder if it's a good thing or a bad thing?

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Murdersgirl 5

come on guys you know how many fun things involve doing something (or in this case someone) that may not be a "good idea" but they are still fun lol

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greenpixi 10

All depends in how much you value that job.

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myztwenty8 4

r boss is a freak :)

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firsdonk 7

What if it was not for u but for another person

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aj94w 4

Probably turned on. Every time I made a mistake at work (I'm a lifeguard aka the kind of job where it's really bad to **** up), my boss never said, "You've been very bad." More like, "You're off the schedule for the month."

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stiggy196 1

I think he mite be reading the fifty shades of grey just like my wife

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skullofdarkness 18

Doesn't she read The Justice League?! As Batman says any time Wonder Woman asks him out "you're an amazon princess, I'm a mortal rich guy with issues. Lots of issues. Besides that, relationships within the team only lead to disaster."

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