Transportation: Today, I got a well paying job that requires me to drive around...

By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 20:39 - United States

Today, I got a well paying job that requires me to drive around and present a product to potential customers. After going out for a victory meal with friends, I came home to find my car broken into, and my GPS stolen. I need it for the job. FML

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By unlucky - 10/11/2009 03:16 - Canada

Today, I attended a focus group. Since I've been unemployed for a month now I thought the $60 would come in handy. By the time I finished someone had broken into my car, stole my GPS and MP3 player. FML

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By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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By I hope you fucking die, you pussy!!!! - 17/06/2021 08:01

Today, I drove to return a PC that my former company lent me to work at home, because I quit that job so won't be working there anymore. On my way to the office, I was robbed of both my car and the computer. FML

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By stolen-car - 26/06/2012 02:55 - United States - Columbia

Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 17:20 - United States - Tacoma

Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 14:00

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By Ross R - 27/12/2012 08:52 - United States - Richland

Today, I decided to cover a coworker's closing shift because she felt sick. My boss even gave me a $10 gift card for doing it. I felt good about it, until I walked outside and found that my car had been stolen. FML

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By sucksforme - 12/09/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I parked in front of a grocery store and took the portable GPS system off the mount on the dashboard and put it in my pocket so no one would break into my car and steal it. When I got back, the window was smashed and someone had stolen the plastic mount. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML

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kariface 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 1:36

Maybe now you can buy a new one to go with your new well-paying job.

angelbug 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 1:48

If it's vector or selling knives, your gps isnt your only problem

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ansom26 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 18:52

you can TRACK a gps stupid

aleithiera 2

Monday 30 August 2010 18:31

buy a new one. if it is necessary for your job, it's tax deductable! ;)

BrzlnBrwni 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 21:00

I'm surprised your not in Jersey

majorasshole 4

Friday 15 April 2011 18:39

YDI for not hiding the thing.

iJasper 8

Monday 4 July 2011 2:16

Ohh The Irony!

firechicken86 0

Friday 12 August 2011 10:52

Its called learn how to read a map

b_rad_fml 4

Sunday 29 January 2012 18:32

Learn to read a F*ing map

KandyLanter69 8

Friday 22 August 2014 3:42

you have a phone right?

kid_rye 2

Monday 26 December 2016 21:16

if only you possessed a magical pocket sized device that offers the ability to guide you to certain destinations

JaneSimple 25

Sunday 8 January 2017 16:12

That's awful!!! ?

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