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By wowohwow - 23/06/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

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By workinggirl - 07/03/2010 17:38 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML

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By bigmistake - 24/12/2011 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

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First and last date

By hairless by death - 13/08/2013 16:07 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML

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Overenthusiastic

By Sash - 06/04/2012 21:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML

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By kam3221 - 01/05/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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Not a good look

By Gloria - 13/03/2023 00:00

Today, date night with my boyfriend. I had my makeup done, fake lashes, etc. He was staring at me and I’m thought, "Oh, he loves how my eyes look" so I started flirting a lot, fluttering my lashes. We then took a pic and saw my lashes were falling, so I asked, ”Were they like that the whole night?” He replied, “Yeah, it looked weird.” FML

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Running late

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML

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By cheesfactor - 19/05/2012 19:50 - Bulgaria - Rousse

Today, my wardrobe door jammed, and I couldn't change out into some nice clothes for my date. On the way there, my car broke down. Not wanting to be late and make a bad impression, I scuttled the rest of the way, only to find I'd been stood up. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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Thursday 23 June 2011 11:58

Look at it at the bright side! you never have to bring make-up to his house! :)

Jrefinne 7

Thursday 23 June 2011 11:55

Aww, how brave of him.

Comments

Nono97_fml 10

Monday 9 April 2012 0:27

What is he? Gay or something?

ITS_SNORLAX 4

Sunday 15 April 2012 2:43

It's weird but I find hot guys with eyeliner is hotter

pinkmoose11 2

Sunday 29 April 2012 7:27

Idk what the problem is as long as it looks hot on him :P

Ninjasaurus18 9

Saturday 5 May 2012 15:04

I'm sorry, but I like guys that wear make-up, IF they can pull it off. Like I like the who King Tut thing with the eyeliner. Is that weird?

DecembersShadow 2

Sunday 12 August 2012 7:31

That's hot

lollieluvers 6

Wednesday 17 October 2012 17:49

Hot

AceofSp8s 7

Wednesday 27 March 2013 17:28

I personally find guys with mascara kinda hot.

figitt 8

Tuesday 19 August 2014 2:25

Ask him to do your makeup for you and make a boyfriend does my makeup tag...or emo does my makeup :D

sighsily 8

Tuesday 28 April 2015 0:53

You all should stop being pricks. So he likes wearing mascara. Maybe, just maybe, wearing makeup makes him feel better about himself. Maybe if gives his confidence a boost. You're all horrible ******* people.