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By wowohwow - 23/06/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2025 03:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Halfway through dinner, I noticed my mascara was smudging, so I tried to discreetly wipe it off with my napkin. As I looked up, my date was staring at me with wide eyes. Apparently, I had smeared it all over my face and I looked like a raccoon. He didn’t even offer to help me fix it, just smirked. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2024 09:00 - United States

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By workinggirl - 07/03/2010 17:38 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML

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By bigmistake - 24/12/2011 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

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By hairless by death - 13/08/2013 16:07 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML

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By Sash - 06/04/2012 21:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML

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By kam3221 - 01/05/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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Not a good look

By Gloria - 13/03/2023 00:00

Today, date night with my boyfriend. I had my makeup done, fake lashes, etc. He was staring at me and I’m thought, "Oh, he loves how my eyes look" so I started flirting a lot, fluttering my lashes. We then took a pic and saw my lashes were falling, so I asked, ”Were they like that the whole night?” He replied, “Yeah, it looked weird.” FML

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Running late

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML

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Thursday 23 June 2011 11:58

Look at it at the bright side! you never have to bring make-up to his house! :)

Jrefinne 7

Thursday 23 June 2011 11:55

Aww, how brave of him.

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Fortitudine 3

Friday 24 June 2011 10:25

Yes, how brave. Maybe he just likes to make his eyelashes pop out more to make them prettier to make you swoon.... Some guys need to do that

LOLLOSERRR 0

Friday 24 June 2011 11:29

I agree your life really really sucks

fogrunner 13

Friday 24 June 2011 13:30

Search Youtube for "trent reznor roskilde 2000." Hawt as ****. :D

Superbarrelroll 0

Friday 24 June 2011 17:20

This is what happens when you decide to hook up with Edward Cullen.

MMMMMMPorkchops 1

Friday 24 June 2011 19:17

that's awful. men are not meant to wear make-up, skinny jeans or product in their hair. By the way, how is Key West this time of year?

ellelovescarlo 0

Friday 24 June 2011 19:38

wtf...

ithinkidiedtoday 0

Friday 24 June 2011 21:25

Gag me . Guys in make up, is like guys in skinny jeans . Do you like guys in girl pants ? I mean, what if you wore the same pants one day ?

MissAwesomeness 4

Saturday 25 June 2011 0:21

I'd question how she got that impression in the first place. sounds like someone is talking smack.

budd28 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 0:44

he's kinda weird

Trencher21 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 4:01

emo? hopefully or that would just be weird

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